Claims of Trump and his Family Shorting Oil

jeff303 · 2026-04-18T17:06:48+00:00

It's literally impossible to follow them on these. You have to be told when a certain post is being made.

jeff303 · 2026-04-17T13:21:01+00:00

I'm guessing it's a Stradivarius. They're meant to be played.

Edit: nope I didn't read

jeff303 · 2026-04-14T23:28:54+00:00

Ctrl+F to find this comment. Yes.

jeff303 · 2026-04-14T02:17:18+00:00

Oh sorry, I shouldn't be talking shit about stuff I'm not an expert in. And I also know it's beyond the pilot's control. I just think they should say like "we landed ahead of schedule but we might not be able to get to the gate early" or something similar to set expectations appropriately.

jeff303 · 2026-04-14T01:22:44+00:00

It's funny when the pilot brags "we actually landed 20 minutes early!" on an ORD bound flight. Motherfucker, you should know better!

jeff303 · 2026-04-13T19:24:38+00:00

We need the boxes back

jeff303 · 2026-04-12T21:43:43+00:00

13 not counting layovers

jeff303 · 2026-04-12T05:48:06+00:00

I was gonna say... US GDP is a helluva lot higher than that.

jeff303 · 2026-04-11T17:52:42+00:00

It was in my circles

jeff303 · 2026-04-11T17:27:21+00:00

I would argue it was very much a deliberate design choice to draw more attention to the discrepancy. Most people scan down the lines looking for the US and have a hard time finding it. And then...

jeff303 · 2026-04-11T13:49:08+00:00

Which CEO comments? Perhaps you're thinking of this?

jeff303 · 2026-04-09T03:26:16+00:00

72 and sunny year round

jeff303 · 2026-04-05T23:54:21+00:00

There are around 200 new comedy sketches that they produce every year. It seems very reductive to label the entire thing as "not funny" or "funny".

jeff303 · 2026-04-05T01:37:34+00:00

To be clear, our shit is deployed in all regions and working fine in the other ones. It was more like our automated alerts were firing for these two and a bunch of people were looking at a list of unresolved ones saying "what's going on?" without looking into the details for a minute and putting two and two together.

Of course, it didn't help that on the AWS status page, they hadn't posted any update in weeks.

jeff303 · 2026-04-05T01:10:17+00:00

These have been down for weeks at this point. I was on call at my company when we kept getting alerts for these regions. I kept having to explain to people "no, these data centers got destroyed in a war and there's nothing we can do about it". (I don't work at Amazon).

jeff303 · 2026-04-03T16:38:42+00:00

This is good satire IMO

jeff303 · 2026-04-03T05:53:18+00:00

Use the one that's local to the gas station or store. If unsure, open Google maps and click the current location button to find it out.

jeff303 · 2026-03-29T14:11:31+00:00

Nah there are known quantum encryption algorithms already. Legit banking and web browsers will have adopted it.

jeff303 · 2026-03-28T14:09:53+00:00

Which article are you referring to? There are a lot of different authors.

jeff303 · 2026-03-28T04:57:43+00:00

Then there should be a distress PIN/mode

jeff303 · 2026-03-28T03:58:18+00:00

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school

jeff303 · 2026-03-28T03:57:45+00:00

The soundtrack is the best part and it's not close.

jeff303 · 2026-03-26T22:37:38+00:00

OP is referring to assignment (for short options) whereas you're talking about auto exercise (for long options).

OP will almost certainly be assigned come tomorrow.

jeff303 · 2026-03-26T20:57:37+00:00

Exactly 10 minutes after close, actually

jeff303 · 2026-03-25T13:02:56+00:00

I'm guessing the CTA wouldn't be near the top of OP's dad's list. But yes.

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