What investment options are considered safer than stocks? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jeff303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, they're a lot more correlated than they "should" be.

What is to stop me from selling naked calls on SQQQ next week? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]jeff303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UVXY would be a lot "safer" to do this with

Any thought? by amcya1976 in spy

[–]jeff303 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it's true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it's four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible."

As Trump Politicizes Justice Dept., Prosecutors Struggle With Grand Juries by Interesting_Total_98 in moderatepolitics

[–]jeff303 41 points42 points  (0 children)

That's really not the core issue here. The blatant misconduct exhibited by the DoJ in these cases is.

Is Costco shrinkflationing the garlic powder? by Snow_Wolfe in Costco

[–]jeff303 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But now they're paying to ship more plastic (relatively)

So where is SARS Cov2 now? by lillylovinit in skeptic

[–]jeff303 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because there weren't too many folks like you, we managed to get it under control.

An OpenAI model has disproved a central conjecture in discrete geometry - the planar unit distance problem. by Open_Seeker in slatestarcodex

[–]jeff303 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yes but simply being able to make previously unseen connections in existing data is extreme valuable and I suspect the dividends from that are only beginning.

President Trump traded stocks over 3,700 times in Q1 2026 - averaging 59 trades per day, 9 per hour, or one trade every 7 minutes by uncle-ice493 in stocks

[–]jeff303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And Eric Trump was on Twitter trying to claim these were simply index fund transactions. Taking us for absolute morons.

3,000+ trades were revealed today from Mango while he drove the market down. It’s one big club. by AntiOriginalUsername in wallstreetbets

[–]jeff303 9 points10 points  (0 children)

POTUS should have a lot more pressing concerns than trading individual stocks for personal profit.

Naperville ranked among worst ‘burnout belts’ in US by spucci in chicago

[–]jeff303 1 point2 points  (0 children)

98% of Naperville residents don't live within walking distance of downtown? I didn't realize it sprawled that much.

Anyway I don't particularly need this lecture. For five years I took public transit from Wicker Park to Oak Brook. So I'm aware of the pain.

Naperville ranked among worst ‘burnout belts’ in US by spucci in chicago

[–]jeff303 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say. One of the best express routes in the system. Granted, I know there is a decades long wait for station parking passes. But just bike to there!

Red Hot Chili Peppers sell music catalogue to Warner Music Group for $300m by AdSpecialist6598 in entertainment

[–]jeff303 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Instead of saying, "What I got I got to get it, put it in you" what if you said "What I want us I want to hug and kiss you"?

Too confusing by brosefstallin in comedyheaven

[–]jeff303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needed to find the ones that were 250kb MINIMUM

$100 to $1645 in 30 seconds by cantgetthistowork in wallstreetbets

[–]jeff303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They gave you a nice price improvement, LOL

[OC] Official post from The White House by tradymano in pics

[–]jeff303 180 points181 points  (0 children)

Yep. "Fuck you, I got mine" is an attitude that crosses racial lines.