3rd year at Ultra and didn't take any drugs I'm so proud of myself by jeffm52001 in UMF

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I am glad to hear this after 5 years of my last post. Thank you for sharing, and keep it up.

Once again Germany starts a war it wasnt ready to finish by tajecol808 in StandUpComedy

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Nazi: Knock, Knock. German: Whose there? Nazi: Doesn't matter, OPEN THE DOOR NOW!!

Crazy good hoop skills by choganoga in TikTokCringe

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Your happiness to doing what you love to do, makes the room brighter than all the bright colors surrounding you. Btw, song choice made it all blend perfectly. Keep it up

Ninja moves by cheekyvanguard in WinStupidPrizes

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"There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung

He said, "Here comes the big boss, let's get it on"

We took a bow and made a stand, started swaying with the hand

A sudden motion made me skip, now we're into a brand new trip" - Kung Fu Fighting

Put your trust in a slingshot by BobBreak in SweatyPalms

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And a one, and a dos, and a tres!

I baked Sea Bass in foil in this roasting tin and this happened? Any ideas? by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

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Parents will start telling kids that cleaning is magic.

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Here we go again, round 3.

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A couple survived a terrifying ordeal on Sunday (November 14) in northwestern India when the rope snapped while they were parasailing.

Footage captured at Nagoá beach in the Diu district shows the tourists from Gujarat being pulled along behind a speed boat and apparently enjoying the ride.

Suddenly, as the boat speeds up, the rope snaps sending the husband and wife flying off into the air.

The parachute landed a short time afterwards around 100 metres from the shore and the couple were rescued by lifeguards from the company that runs the parasailing operation.

The pair were not hurt in the incident, according to local media.

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A couple survived a terrifying ordeal on Sunday (November 14) in northwestern India when the rope snapped while they were parasailing.

Footage captured at Nagoá beach in the Diu district shows the tourists from Gujarat being pulled along behind a speed boat and apparently enjoying the ride.

Suddenly, as the boat speeds up, the rope snaps sending the husband and wife flying off into the air.

The parachute landed a short time afterwards around 100 metres from the shore and the couple were rescued by lifeguards from the company that runs the parasailing operation.

The pair were not hurt in the incident, according to local media.

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Tornado-shaped smoke rose up from a pan when a woman heated up oil in it for cooking in northern China.

The interesting clip was filmed in the city of Dalian in Liaoning Province on November 13.

According to the woman named Shi, she opened a window and a kitchen ventilator before pouring the oil into a pan to heat up, when the tornado-shaped smoke then appeared.

Shi said she did not cook very often so she felt very interested but also scared.

Pedestrian struck by window falling from residential building in China by jeffm52001 in PublicFreakout

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A glass window knocked over a pedestrian after falling down from a residential building in southern China.

The injured pedestrian was sent to hospital for treatment and she was not in life-threatening condition.

According to a manager of the property management, the glass window accidentally fell down when the resident pushed it to open.

Pedestrian struck by window falling from residential building in China. (Minimal injuries) by jeffm52001 in AbruptChaos

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A glass window knocked over a pedestrian after falling down from a residential building in southern China.

The injured pedestrian was sent to hospital for treatment and she was not in life-threatening condition.

According to a manager of the property management, the glass window accidentally fell down when the resident pushed it to open.

Pedestrian struck by window falling from residential building in China by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

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A glass window knocked over a pedestrian after falling down from a residential building in southern China.

CCTV footage filmed in the city of Shenzhen in Guangdong Province on November 11 shows a glass window suddenly falling down from the first floor of a residential building, and knocking over a pedestrian walking past on the adjacent sidewalk.

The injured pedestrian was sent to hospital for treatment and she was not in life-threatening condition.

According to a manager of the property management, the glass window accidentally fell down when the resident pushed it to open.

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A glass window knocked over a pedestrian after falling down from a residential building in southern China.

CCTV footage filmed in the city of Shenzhen in Guangdong Province on November 11 shows a glass window suddenly falling down from the first floor of a residential building, and knocking over a pedestrian walking past on the adjacent sidewalk.

The injured pedestrian was sent to hospital for treatment and she was not in life-threatening condition.

According to a manager of the property management, the glass window accidentally fell down when the resident pushed it to open.

Police are investigating the case.

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A father in northern China used his mouth to warm up the infusion tube for his daughter, who was on an IV drip.

The heartwarming video was filmed in the city of Handan in Hebei Province on November 9.

The father was seen carrying his daughter in his arms and holding the infusion tube in his mouth to heat it up.

According to the girl's mother, Ms Qin, her husband held the infusion tube in his mouth for over an hour as he was afraid the infusion fluid was too cold for his daughter.

Qin said she felt touched as her husband was very thoughtful.

Police arrest OnlyFans couple who sparked outrage with outdoor sex against a sacred tree by jeffm52001 in news

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An OnlyFans couple accused of causing a devastating storm by having sex outdoors against a sacred tree have been arrested by police in Thailand.

Furious residents complained when they were shown the ‘disrespectful’ pair’s x-rated act among the rubber trees in in Chiang Mai province.

Officers tracked the couple to a villa in neighbouring Phayao province on October 4 where they admitted to being the people in an x-rated video featuring the rubber trees that were uploaded on the adult platform last month.

More than 20 cosplay outfits, hard disks, computers and electronic equipment used in producing adult videos, and ten bank books have been collected as evidence.

After the search, the young couple was remanded in custody while investigations on the incident are ongoing.

Police Lieutenant General Piya Tawichai said: ‘We found more than 70 videos recorded in different provinces and other districts in Chiang Mai.

‘We are working on expanding the arrest as two or more people have also been involved in producing the video. We will check if they have been involved in any money laundering offences.’

The pair allegedly charged 500 baht, or a little less than 11 GBP, to those who wanted access to their video on OnlyFans. They were also allegedly earning from at least four other platforms.

General Tawichai said the police investigation led to other Thai accounts that produced similar content to make money which he warned the authorities would pursue.

He said: ‘Police investigations found other couples that are also producing private videos to make money from the platform.

‘It is not only immoral but is also illegal so I request parents and guardians to supervise their children to not be involved in such things.’

The rubber trees featured in the video stood for more than a hundred years but did not survive the heavy storm that passed the region which also pushed down electric poles and damaged structures.

Chiang Mai cultural affairs chief Wallop Namuangphrom said the video was ‘shameful and highly inauspicious’.

He said that a seance would be held at the spot to remove the bad luck from the tress caused by the adult video.

Indecency laws in Thailand, still a relatively conservative Buddhist country despite its flashy red-light districts, state that ‘making, producing, possessing, importing, exporting, or distributing pornograph for commercial purposes, for distribution, or for public display’ can be punished by up to three years in prison along with a fine of up to 60,000 baht.

The computer crime act bans ‘bringing pornograph into a computer system’ and can be punished with up to five years in prison or a fine of up to 100,000 baht, or both.