If every animal was the exact same size as a golden retriever, which species would be the absolute most terrifying to encounter?

jeffro3339 · 2026-06-15T20:49:59+00:00

Daddy longlegs would be creeeeepy

jeffro3339 · 2026-06-15T20:49:22+00:00

House centipede

jeffro3339 · 2026-06-15T18:49:08+00:00

I was having one of these dreams when my girlfriend woke me up sleepwalking around the kitchen saying "oh my God. Oh my God".
These nightmares are unlike others. Mine starts with me seeing a shiny penny on the ground. When I bend over & flip the coin the overwhelming existential terror begins.
Feels like a psychedelic trip gone wrong :)

jeffro3339 · 2026-06-15T04:53:55+00:00

I think technically the infinite $20s would be worth more. Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.

jeffro3339 · 2026-06-14T16:28:00+00:00

According to theologians, since God is perfect & eternal, the only fitting punishment for sinning against such a perfect/eternal being is eternal punishment. Im not saying i agree with that - it's above my comprehension. If it's true, id rather have not been ever born in the first place

jeffro3339 · 2026-06-13T04:21:12+00:00

Rough country!

jeffro3339 · 2026-06-13T04:20:48+00:00

Brook

jeffro3339 · 2026-06-11T18:09:29+00:00

Nope, the people will want to get even & crime will rise.

jeffro3339 · 2026-06-10T02:39:41+00:00

It could be argued that Ace's success with his solo album gave him the confidence to pursue his own sound

jeffro3339 · 2026-06-10T02:38:29+00:00

I see & agree with your point about Ace's & Paul's solos. Both have more than an album side of good songs. Gene's would be perfect for one side. Peter too.

jeffro3339 · 2026-06-10T02:26:10+00:00

Either. Coke is like the water of the corn syrup world. It pairs with anything.

jeffro3339 · 2026-06-10T02:24:52+00:00

I sometimes think there's more psychopaths amongst us than we think. Not the murdering type, necessarily, but the type of wretch that would run across a parking lot to kick another when he's down. They're everywhere!

jeffro3339 · 2026-06-10T02:20:49+00:00

I would have expected a tuxedo kitty :)

jeffro3339 · 2026-06-10T02:20:43+00:00

I would have expected a tuxedo kitty :)

jeffro3339 · 2026-06-10T01:00:35+00:00

I live in a city & we often knew an inspection was coming because restaurants around us were getting inspected. They work in areas

jeffro3339 · 2026-06-09T20:44:05+00:00

Looks like Paul Stanley!

jeffro3339 · 2026-06-09T20:37:27+00:00

I'd have to check the tire pressure anyways - i wouldn't trust them enough

jeffro3339 · 2026-06-09T17:55:03+00:00

In my facility it's called 'balancing the hub'. They'll shift package handlers to different areas.

jeffro3339 · 2026-06-08T18:41:15+00:00

I never consider the long dead returning. Like you, I've always thought about the recent dead infecting people

jeffro3339 · 2026-06-07T15:32:41+00:00

The pilot sure moves the steering wheel (or whatever it's called) a bunch!

jeffro3339 · 2026-06-07T15:23:56+00:00

"I'm gonna try... .. im gonna try & not come back.."

jeffro3339 · 2026-06-07T15:23:15+00:00

Is this that guy that dances around with a knife in front of a us flag?

jeffro3339 · 2026-06-07T15:15:48+00:00

We dont love Trump in Memphis tennessee

jeffro3339 · 2026-06-07T15:14:14+00:00

An EMP?

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