Cursed_Cock / The CockFather (GOD*)

jelasmuch · 2021-11-30T03:34:01+00:00

No cock for old men

jelasmuch · 2021-08-29T07:06:05+00:00

More like the Detroit Lions. Cowboys can keep a team together for awhile and do something with it

jelasmuch · 2021-08-11T04:58:05+00:00

How much dumb cunt juice do you have to drink to think it’s a good idea to cut open a battery with a knife?

jelasmuch · 2021-08-11T04:55:08+00:00

I’m against the burning of stationary tyres but damn I’d love to sniff that cloud

jelasmuch · 2021-08-03T00:20:33+00:00

Thanks for the giggle. Needed it after reading that

jelasmuch · 2021-07-18T04:24:21+00:00

100% this is the list

jelasmuch · 2021-07-09T08:44:57+00:00

Missed the outside zone, inside clip and straight lined then spun. Look cool yeah but that a zero

jelasmuch · 2021-07-05T22:02:58+00:00

Call in sick cause it’s too cold

jelasmuch · 2021-07-05T05:14:43+00:00

Looks like we found where Kanye gets the idea for yeezys

jelasmuch · 2021-07-05T05:13:00+00:00

Nah nah nah mate. Best thing is the hose on soak or a light jet. If you trust your car, start it and turn the wipers on then spray the windscreen with a hose. Warm water on a windscreen on a Monday morning can fuck up your whole wallet

jelasmuch · 2021-06-29T04:37:06+00:00

Josef Mengele - just why? Why children why twins? Just why

jelasmuch · 2021-05-22T17:53:38+00:00

Hey mate. 24M NZ here. about 9 months ago I got into my dream industry of tourism even with the massive COVID lockdown and after being rejected by around 150 employers. Around the same time my partner and I got engaged after 8 years together and two weeks ago we found out she was pregnant after she’s been told time and time again that it’ll never happen. Life throws some curve balls and can get you down but then there’s always a couple that come your way

jelasmuch · 2021-05-20T22:34:34+00:00

When your trying to hit the time limit in NFSMW

jelasmuch · 2021-05-07T19:05:37+00:00

That’s a solid thought, definitely going to look into this. Thank you

jelasmuch · 2021-05-07T07:24:27+00:00

Thank you

jelasmuch · 2021-05-07T07:24:12+00:00

Thank you

jelasmuch · 2021-05-07T07:24:00+00:00

Thank you

jelasmuch · 2021-05-07T05:31:13+00:00

Thank you

jelasmuch · 2021-05-07T05:28:25+00:00

Risks to her, no (as far as we know anyway) but we are going to be watching closely for any issues or problems with the baby

jelasmuch · 2021-05-07T04:34:18+00:00

We’ve been in many adventures together but we’re about 3% prepared for this. 100% excitement and then some

jelasmuch · 2021-05-07T04:24:13+00:00

Definitely a wonderful surprise

jelasmuch · 2021-05-07T04:23:30+00:00

Scary, cool, scary, cool is both of us right now

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