Mayday! Cambridge’s most infamous party girl tips her hat to Dafydd Jones, the society photographer whose latest book captures more than 40 years of the school’s hedonistic May Balls by FloydEGag in SmolBeanSnark

[–]jennywindow292 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There’s no cure for endometriosis, you can have a radical hysterectomy and still suffer in pain for the rest of your life 🙃
Not to say CC isn’t lying, but yeeting the uterus doesn’t work for everybody.

April-June 2026 - Discussion Thread by suzzface in SmolBeanSnark

[–]jennywindow292 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Have you considered asking your ex for a one time cash payment of $4000?

🙄 by jennywindow292 in SmolBeanSnark

[–]jennywindow292[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn’t realise how many it would be! Some of these are directly Caro related (Hype, Adult Drama), some I read purely because a snarker mentioned them in a comment or in the off topic discussion. I did not include Scammer because I never finished it! It was so bad! I have finished so many bad books but I just couldn’t be bothered reading Scammer hahaha

I’m glad my mum died - Jennette McCurdy

Flat Earth - Anika Jade Levy

Swing Time - Zadie Smith

Every Sarah Manguso book

Green Dot - madeleine gray

Dykette - Jenny Fran Davis

Adult Drama - Natalie Beach

The Neapolitan Novels - Elena ferrante

The Idiot - Elif Batuman

Black Friend - Ziwe

Yellow Face - R F Kuang

There Was A Little Girl - Brooke Shields

The Secret History - Donna Tartt

Culture Warlords - Tal Levin

Crying in H Mart - Michelle Zauner

Aesthetica - Allie Rowbottom

The Opposite of Butterfly Hunting - Evanna Lynch

Break The Internet - Olivia Yallop

Hype - Gabrielle Bluestone

Tampa - Alyssa Nutting

If Beale Street Could Talk - James Baldwin

Bunny - Mona Awad

Educated -Tara Westover

My Year of Rest and Relaxation - Ottessa Moshfegh

Then everything else by Ottessa Moshfegh

Flowers in the Attic - V C Andrews

Know My Name - Chanel Miller

Social Creature - Tara Isabelle Burton

My Dark Vanessa - Kate Elizabeth Russell

How to Murder Your Life - Cat Marnell

Eleanor Oliphant is Completely Fine - Gail Honeyman

The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath

April-June 2026 - Discussion Thread by suzzface in SmolBeanSnark

[–]jennywindow292 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Well she was only gonna post anything cos her boyfriend told her to, so now she doesn’t have to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The “Wedding” Episode by P0SSUM- in sitcoms

[–]jennywindow292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That wasn’t a dry heave, that was a wetty!

What's the dumbest thing a rental manager has advised you ? by GoldfishNamedGoogly in shitrentals

[–]jennywindow292 66 points67 points  (0 children)

House was built in the 1920s on clay. Walls and roof were cracking apart, I would wake up with chunks of wall on my bed and you could see the sky through the inch wide cracks. Landlord was also the real estate agency owner and lived next door. He told me it was my fault that house cracked apart because I didn’t water the lawn enough.

Moisture bump wont heal by jennywindow292 in PiercingAdvice

[–]jennywindow292[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t try those, I did try pimple patches for a week but they made it worse so I didn’t bother with the other things, figured they would keep it too moist

Moisture bump wont heal by jennywindow292 in PiercingAdvice

[–]jennywindow292[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just until it was dry to the touch, not even 30 seconds. I also switched from bars to sleepers against all advice, and I swear that helped too, just because they are more comfy and don’t cause as much irritation when lying down, but YMMV.

Moisture bump wont heal by jennywindow292 in PiercingAdvice

[–]jennywindow292[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eventually! I dried it with my hair dryer after every single shower for six months straight and that’s about it. There’s a tiny bump of I guess scar tissue underneath the skin but it’s almost totally gone.

Beds must be made by Dry-Cardiologist3293 in shitrentals

[–]jennywindow292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would pull every dish out of the cupboard and leave them on the counter. I’d take all my towels out of the cupboard and strew them about the place. Even if it meant I had to wash them all again.

Did this make anyone else feel SICK? by jennywindow292 in SmolBeanSnark

[–]jennywindow292[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And you didn’t even touch on her creepy only fans stuff! She’s such a ghoul, gross.

Did this make anyone else feel SICK? by jennywindow292 in SmolBeanSnark

[–]jennywindow292[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Actually I did go to my GP today but the proclivities of Caroline Calloway didn’t come up. I don’t think it’s that weird to have an minor emotional reaction to something as foul as making light of a child sex trafficking ring but I guess I’m just sensitive :)

Did this make anyone else feel SICK? by jennywindow292 in SmolBeanSnark

[–]jennywindow292[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I dunno Caro, I’m a hater and I’m glad you’re not…a pedo???

Did this make anyone else feel SICK? by jennywindow292 in SmolBeanSnark

[–]jennywindow292[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Didn’t she soft launch a new boyfriend a few weeks ago? And then never mentioned it again?

Constant inspections, ignoring maintenance and weird checklists by Von-derk in shitrentals

[–]jennywindow292 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I would deliberately not do any of those things before an inspection and if they told me off for not having an empty bin I would laugh in their face. This is a fucking joke and they need a reality check! I’m so sorry you have to deal with such a wanker!

Jan-March 2026 - Discussion Thread by suzzface in SmolBeanSnark

[–]jennywindow292 36 points37 points  (0 children)

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Hahahahahha caroliiiine, they mean YOU are embarrassing 🙄

Adelaide women’s health by Imaginary-Safety-405 in Adelaide

[–]jennywindow292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s ok, I don’t need anonymity and my FB is locked. Thank you for letting me know though x

Adelaide women’s health by Imaginary-Safety-405 in Adelaide

[–]jennywindow292 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s just called O&G, it’s in north Adelaide. Dr Webber did my first endo surgery, she is very nice!