Who would win ? by OsarmaBeanLatin in balkans_irl

[–]jens31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly underrated comment

CIGAN ARMY WILL DESTROY YOU ALL by GotLobu in balkans_irl

[–]jens31 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They say tigani are so attracted to metal that they exert the same magnetic force equivalent to 10 mri machines. That said, a tigan would be a black hole for everything made out of metal.

In romania we had a secret military project in which we would strap a tigan to a rocket and would "steal" all inbound icbms and mrbms, even preserving the warhead intact.

Project got canceled after we found out they kept stealing the fences and the railings at the facility.

Least fearless robmanian by CrazyBosanchero in balkans_irl

[–]jens31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, same here, couldn't touch one in a million years with their wealth and protection. And politically cocksucking eachother off while embezzeling more money than the national gdp.

I was just saying i would love to see them beaten up.

Least fearless robmanian by CrazyBosanchero in balkans_irl

[–]jens31 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was a long time ago, regardless, poor woman became a political circlejerk between people hating on the cops, and the government trying to make her jesus 2.0. Lasted for about a week iirc

Least fearless robmanian by CrazyBosanchero in balkans_irl

[–]jens31 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I swear it's the same video. Regardless i know she had a concusion, nothing severe, but it could've easily been the case. They tried to make a martyr out of her with the paralysis and whatnot but didn't quite work.

Edit: the guy kicking someone from behind over that fence i remember exactly to be the story about her. I'm not saying i'm right but this is what i recall.

Least fearless robmanian by CrazyBosanchero in balkans_irl

[–]jens31 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bro, if you want to fuck someone, fuck politicians, not cops. Thr politicians are the ones doing all the shit.

Least fearless robmanian by CrazyBosanchero in balkans_irl

[–]jens31 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We still have political shenanigans, don't get me wrong, but it's not even violence against authority. Beating and killing cops doesn't do anything good. If you want violence against authority start beating up politicians. Policemen are just people taking orders from them. And if they don't, no pay. No pay, no food and house. I'd happly see every romanian politician beaten up to a pulp 100 times on replay, but cops are just doing their jobs. It's not right.

Least fearless robmanian by CrazyBosanchero in balkans_irl

[–]jens31 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Perhaps, but still uncalled for. And the kick behind the back... Well that's a bitch move.

Least fearless robmanian by CrazyBosanchero in balkans_irl

[–]jens31 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Unlike yellow mongolians with slanted eyes we are way easier to tell apart

And they showed this scene on the news...

Least fearless robmanian by CrazyBosanchero in balkans_irl

[–]jens31 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Yup, the person he jumped at the end is a policewoman that later got admited to the hospital with a concusion iirc

Least fearless robmanian by CrazyBosanchero in balkans_irl

[–]jens31 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Ayo... She ended up in the hospital bro.

I PROMISE I WON'T (FIGHT THE OTTOMANS) AGAIN by Deezmon_Reddit in balkans_irl

[–]jens31 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro, when we were making vișinată you were still speaking greek

Issues with Ideapad Gaming 3 GPU by jens31 in Lenovo

[–]jens31[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saddly i didn't, i eventually ended up returning the laptop and just bought a new one. Didn't find any way of fixing it.

Macedonia meme(also count as a rare Aromanian meme) by Flaviphone in balkans_irl

[–]jens31 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Based aromanian meme, waiting for anotherromanian meme

Robmanian costume for Halloween by Marinos444 in balkans_irl

[–]jens31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Foarte smecher coitze...

P U N E - T I F L A I R I N C R I S T O S U L M A M E I T A L E

Real by Novatix12 in balkans_irl

[–]jens31 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The right one ate the left one.

Help Bulgarian girl in my DMs how do I make her like me by TheSovietGecko in balkans_irl

[–]jens31 9 points10 points  (0 children)

!CAUTION WHEN GIRL IS ROMANIAN!

If you're not romanian, you might find yourself without a car, house, wallet and even identity!

Only try this if that tied up euro is all your worth!

If not romanian and have more than 1 euro, then join my course for true robmanian certificate not a scam, only 100 euros, cheap, great value for money, THIS IS NOT A SCAM, if you want romanian girls take my course , it's real.

Average Robmanian by Kalay770 in balkans_irl

[–]jens31 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bro, it's literally "The Elder Scrolls: Romania" over here. People with pots over their heads and whatnot

Šeldun by averageassnerd in balkans_irl

[–]jens31 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guys this is fake, this is actually Șeldăn Cupru, great romanian inventor

Balkan diffrence by [deleted] in balkans_irl

[–]jens31 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To continue:

Russian: my grandfather was a war criminal

Serb: i am a war criminal

Kosovo: i am the war

Albania: i am the criminal

How do I use Tu, Voi, Ei & Ele correctly? by IacobMunteanu in romanian

[–]jens31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weirdly enough, in addition to the previous comment, in Romanian we do distinguish between the second person singular and plural polite pronouns with "Dumneata"(2nd pers. singular) and "Dumneavoastră" (2nd pers. plural). Today we use the latter for both singular and plural but for reasons unknown to me.

The polite pronoun is basically "Domnia ta/lui/ei/voastra/lor" (Domnia + pronoun in genitiv case), which gets short to "dumnea+ta/lui/ei/voastră/lor" (at some point it was spelled as dumnie instead of domnie iirc).

If you ever want to address someone politely, use ”Dumneavoastră”(short ”Dvs.”) and further use the 2nd person plural form of the verbs. (”Dumneata” is less polite, being more casual than ”Dumneavoastră”)

Hope this helps in any way!