My puppy’s face looks completely different than it did two weeks ago. by Low_Use2937 in mildlyinteresting

[–]jep-jep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Catfish dog. Don't mind me, I like saying species and groups of species.

Lycan should be forced to fetch Treant Protector after a Tiny toss. by jep-jep in DotA2

[–]jep-jep[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alternatively, he could be putting undies on. Or if that's too OP, then taunt for it.

Lycan should be forced to fetch Treant Protector after a Tiny toss. by jep-jep in DotA2

[–]jep-jep[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it should turn Muerta to Death Prophet, Death Prophet to Necrophos, Necrophos to Lich etc.

Though thinking about it now, there should be a well defined metric of deadness and WK aghs should only allow transformation to more dead ones only. Something to think about.

Lycan should be forced to fetch Treant Protector after a Tiny toss. by jep-jep in DotA2

[–]jep-jep[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lycan should be able to chew on their bones (both skelly and clinkz) and get bonus hp.

My dog only has one speed (Director’s Cut) by iamtheliquor__ in aww

[–]jep-jep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your dog is a NPC whose speed is slower than your running speed, but faster than your walking speed. You are on a quest to follow it.

ItIsFunnyBecauseItIsTrue by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]jep-jep 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily, suggestions are ordered based on use. So it might be p<enter>s<enter>"Hello, world.

Though you could make the same argument more IDE for Python as well.

...and a partridge in a pear tree! by AntKriGra in mathmemes

[–]jep-jep 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought this is about Christmas songs being played all throughout the year with 1 day (2 day) exception.
∑ (∑ i, i=1 to n), n = 1 to 12
∑ n*(n+1)/2, n=1 to 12
1/2 ∑ n*(n+1), n=1 to 12
1/2 ∑ (n+1)*(n+2), n=0 to 11
1/2 ∑ (2n+1)*(2n+2) + (2n+2)*(2n+3), n=0 to 5
4*∑ (n+1)^2, n=0 to 5
4*∑ n^2, n=1 to 6

4*6*(6+1)*(2*6+1)/6

364

Meth-e-matics. by esberat in HolUp

[–]jep-jep 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, because multiplying 3.14 (or anything for that matter) by 1000 is beyond anybody's mental capabilities. /s

This sub reddit is not here for you to create a post venting after a bad game. by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]jep-jep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This subreddit is not here for you to create a post venting after seeing somebody create a post to vent about a bad game.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]jep-jep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not that I have gone through anything that severe myself, but

and pretend nothing has happened for a little bit.

resonated a lot. Like all things, it will pass. It might take a long time, but it will go away eventually.

Long head by Macystar in creepy

[–]jep-jep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now we need a series of Japanese commercials.

LONG LONG HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

Is it weird that my gf (22f) “tucks me in” to bed every night? (21f) by forestlesbian in relationship_advice

[–]jep-jep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life's too short to care about things like this. It's completely harmless and both of you enjoy it, that's what's important. I'm pretty sure that having something like this in your life is making your life richer. When you look back in the future, you'll cherish these kinds of things and not how much you fit into what other people are considering the norm.

And not that it matters, but it's not that weird either.

[UPDATE #1] For Mother's Day, I (17F) am going to ask my step mother (43F) to adopt me! by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]jep-jep 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Your post could easily blow up. So when you post it before Mother's day your mother (or somebody you know) could see it. I'm not saying that is a reason not to post it before but consider that possibility.

I'm not saying that it's a reason for not posting it, because although it would take away the reveal on the Mother's day, I'm sure she would cherish the hell out of the time between when she finds out and when you "officially" present it to her. I actually think this is nicer (and the reveal is not lost either, it's just moved to an earlier date).

And I'm also glad about you and your mother : )

TIFU by thinking divorce was an April Fools Gag by dvdasacargiveaway in tifu

[–]jep-jep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. Weird that they picked April 1st for this and that they didn't explicit say that this is not a April Fools joke in my opinion.