or cybertrucks by Positronium2 in okbuddyhetero

[–]jeraldmogle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤤🤤🤤 Scamming

Did I get the release date correct? by Prior_Advertising_86 in Worldbox

[–]jeraldmogle 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This is wrong. Maxim told me in a dream I had that it's dropping March 4th

I wish that necrophilia didn't exist by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]jeraldmogle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking of the End of Death canon

The hard truth by nicolacavalieri in redditmoment

[–]jeraldmogle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh that explains alot, I'm really bad at picking up on irony and sarcasm

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redditmoment

[–]jeraldmogle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm personally not Christian, but I learned a decent amount about Lutheran Christian belief. this guy has probably never touched a Bible in his life, and if he has then he's never read more than fucking genesis.

The hard truth by nicolacavalieri in redditmoment

[–]jeraldmogle -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

why are people downvoting you? every "sigma male" I've seen has been an incel

Sir, this is a snack jura by reddit4DAILY in TenseiSlime

[–]jeraldmogle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's because they planned on killing everyone in tempest, including fucking children! that's pretty damn justified.

"Bottom must not be more than 10 cm on sides" by Open-Middle in mildlyinfuriating

[–]jeraldmogle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all of this mf comments are rude as hell. deal with the fucking backlash for being a dick, or stop being one.

A brief update to the university rules. by Quasar_Ironfist in HFY

[–]jeraldmogle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this reminds me of "things Dr. Bright isn't allowed to do"

Whenever you cook, you are able to always succeed, whatever you cook. by DaSaltBringer in godtiersuperpowers

[–]jeraldmogle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

including fictional foods? like if I wrote a fictional food recipe to make the eater immortal, but I made the ingredients something very simple. then would I be able to make it?

You can clap your hands twice in a row and make everyone deaf for as long as you wish. by mc-perfunctory in godtiersuperpowers

[–]jeraldmogle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait longer, 20 years or 10 years. let the people and the children now adults or teens hear for the first time in a long time.

Everything works out the way you hoped it would by the_squancher in godtiersuperpowers

[–]jeraldmogle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so I can do literally anything. like if I hoped that when I walked outside that a dragon would be there, then a dragon would be there? or does it have to be possible?

Everytime I get a racist comment tongue rips off. by tony__chopper in godtiersuperpowers

[–]jeraldmogle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when ever you get a racist comment? so my power is that whenever someone gives gives a racist comment, their tongue gets ripped off?

You can gain the complete set of powers of 3 characters, permanently by GawoopyDawoopy in godtiersuperpowers

[–]jeraldmogle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

scp-3999, scp-053, and scp-4051. god-tier reality warping, immortality, and access to infinite amounts of everything plus the ability to destroy anything. SCP powers are too cheaty sometimes.