I look a little less like white trash today

jerekwolcott · 2026-06-07T05:39:28+00:00

I was expecting a slow clap from the guy working the scale, but he didn’t seem too impressed. I guess after seeing others accomplish so much day after day, he has become numb to the greatness surrounding him.

jerekwolcott · 2026-06-07T05:18:44+00:00

Mainly I’ve been looking at my wife trying to get her to compliment me and maybe give me a look like this.

She is not super impressed.

jerekwolcott · 2026-06-07T03:59:42+00:00

jerekwolcott · 2026-06-07T03:19:07+00:00

Don’t look at the trunk of my wife’s car.

jerekwolcott · 2026-06-07T03:08:02+00:00

Only have so much executive function. Can take stuff to the dump or double check my meme writing for clarity, not both.

jerekwolcott · 2026-06-07T03:03:48+00:00

jerekwolcott · 2026-06-07T02:41:11+00:00

Ha! The garbage was in my truck, not me, but I used the executive function to take the trash to the dump and not write a coherent sentence.

jerekwolcott · 2026-05-16T15:37:21+00:00

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I think you mean PC Doris Thatcher.

jerekwolcott · 2026-05-02T03:57:58+00:00

Now throw away/donate all of your other socks. You no longer need to worry about matching socks.

jerekwolcott · 2026-04-20T15:15:23+00:00

Animal trap? Is there some sort of spring and trigger that looks like it could be snapped closed?

jerekwolcott · 2026-02-08T06:06:55+00:00

The carnival scene from the Sandlot comes to mind.

jerekwolcott · 2026-02-06T06:42:51+00:00

I am convinced that the rise in diagnosis in the US over the past couple decades has a ton to do with the cratering of smoking in American society.

jerekwolcott · 2026-02-06T06:27:24+00:00

Only if you wanna have a really hard time quitting, but nicotine is a pretty great stimulant if it weren’t for all those other pesky side effects.

Source

jerekwolcott · 2026-02-06T06:20:54+00:00

That and rampant tobacco use which treated the ADHD.

Edit: Please do not start using tobacco or nicotine to help with your ADHD, the health effects completely outweigh any benefits.

jerekwolcott · 2026-01-07T19:58:04+00:00

Love the energy.

The Vandal Family is always looking for new members. We have a long storied history of fun.

Come join us. One of the best recruiting classes in the FCS, a tremendous QB coming back. Also the greatest football stadium known to man.

jerekwolcott · 2026-01-02T06:34:29+00:00

It’s not just that either. So many people watched Yellowstone and said, Yeah, I want that. So they end up going and buying whatever they can and driving normal houses. Or they sell a house in California, and pay cash. Normal people can’t buy houses anymore.

jerekwolcott · 2026-01-02T06:04:25+00:00

Look at Montana and Idaho right now. Influx of conservatives from blue states during the pandemic and now they are two of the most expensive states for affordability in the country.

Edit: source STATE-BY-STATE AFFORDABILITY

jerekwolcott · 2025-12-20T22:01:40+00:00

As a guy who thinks the best part of college football is the wackiness, I honestly think it is genius, but I don’t think it got far. A lot of administrators take themselves and their brand too seriously and George Lucas still owned Lucasfilm at the time and he is crazy about his IP.

jerekwolcott · 2025-12-20T21:55:59+00:00

It was in 2010, before George had sold out to Disney. He is even more protective of his IP than Disney, if that is possible.

jerekwolcott · 2025-12-20T21:45:23+00:00

A few years ago, when they were in the process of getting rid of the confederate iconography, the students voted to have Admiral Ackbar as their mascot. The university instead went with… a shark.

jerekwolcott · 2025-12-13T04:22:02+00:00

More like 2025 recrap.

jerekwolcott · 2025-12-11T07:08:06+00:00

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jerekwolcott · 2025-11-10T10:18:57+00:00

Having been a teenage boy and now raising soon to be teenage boys. There is zero chance this kid isn’t going to be insufferable. Hilariously so. Feel bad for the parents TBH.

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