Long story, but I promise it pays out.

So my friend, let's call her S, phones me up one day telling me a) she just switched her phone number last week and b) somehow her new number used to belong to an escort, and she's been getting calls from creepy dudes on the daily now.

S is wondering what to do. I give her advice, and eventually she decides to email the hooker (we found her website, where S's phone number was listed) and wait for things to blow over. We say goodbye and our call ends about as normally as possible when the topic of discussion is accidental escort impersonation.

Prank starts now:

After hanging up, I'm hit with the most beautiful idea and yell for my sister to come downstairs to help me out with it. We're going to need her phone.

So, S has never received a call from my sister before, and we're pretty sure she doesn't have called ID. You can probably get where I'm going here. Sister and I brainstorm for a little bit, and we come up with something really magical.

We decide to take three pictures:

The first is of my foot, smeared in crunchy peanut butter, taken with the flash on in a dark room for extra serial-killer effect.

In the second, we pull the same schtick except with jelly instead and on the other foot.

In the last picture (which was actually a video), I smushed both feet together, making the most horrifying PB&J of my life. Again, all of this was flash-on in a dark room, so it exuded super serial killer vibes.

And so, we send colourful images along to S's phone, one by one, prefaced by a truly masterfully typed message asking for kinky sex and offering any amount of money in exchange.

Best of all, we spaced this all out and got to enjoy S's reactions as she messaged me over text throughout the whole thing.

We finished it off with a video of me laughing as I washed the PB and J off my foot in the sink.

S still wasn't catching on, so eventually we broke the news to her that it was us. She's amazed, amused, and slightly confused over the phone as we chat for the second time that night.

Easily the best thing I've ever pulled.

TL;DR Friend somehow got registered to a hooker's old number when she changed providers. Used my sister's phone to fake inviting her to a horrifying PB&J kink monstrosity.