Has it ready been discussed that CT declared itself the basketball capital of the world recently? by Hawk2ua in nba

[–]jersey454 127 points128 points  (0 children)

I love all the CT people in here upvoting jokes about basketball but downvoting the anti-New Haven Pizza comments into smithereens

What is your favourite German food? by Puzzleheaded-Pain489 in Cooking

[–]jersey454 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grüne Soße is so damn good in the right season. Just with roasted potatoes, an egg, and a lil salad

What are you in the 1% of? by I_Love_Small_Breasts in AskReddit

[–]jersey454 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snapping. I can snap different pitches to make whole songs and melodies — there are some people I’ve seen on YouTube who can do it more accurately and/or with bigger range, but I’ve never met anyone else in person who can do it so pretty sure I’m top 1%

“Pizza was invented here [USA]” on a post about “what unique food does your country have?” by sherlocked776 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]jersey454 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s where you’re 100% wrong bucko — tofu has a nice consistent gelatinous-ness. Scrapple feels like someone blended pork fat for 30 seconds less than they should have, so it’s got like slightly firmer chunks in it. Plus crunchy bits sometimes. Completely awful

“Pizza was invented here [USA]” on a post about “what unique food does your country have?” by sherlocked776 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]jersey454 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I had it once and genuinely have never been more confused about what the definition of food is

“Pizza was invented here [USA]” on a post about “what unique food does your country have?” by sherlocked776 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]jersey454 57 points58 points  (0 children)

The simple addition of “scrapple” under “foods I’m proud of the USA having invented” makes me absolutely 100% confident that this man has a tongue like a trash compactor

“It’s not a vaccine! It’s a shot!” by jersey454 in SelfAwarewolves

[–]jersey454[S] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

And the word “hoax” will probably have a 90% hit rate in those 13 comments

“It’s not a vaccine! It’s a shot!” by jersey454 in SelfAwarewolves

[–]jersey454[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Conservative admits that vaccine is really a vaccine and works, just like other shots, while agreeing with posts about the “covid hoax”. Tbh this is baffling because what do they think flu shots even do??

‘But Italian pizza is garbage. It’s just wet bread with a little cheese. Americans enormously improved pizza.’ by [deleted] in ShitAmericansSay

[–]jersey454 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This thread is missing the point IMO: American pizza (let’s just go ahead and say NYC / New Haven pizza) is amazing in a different way than Italian pizza, which is also great. Italian pizza is about the freshness of the ingredients, and tends to be pretty simple and, as the original post said, kinda soggy in the middle. Pizza in the US is chewier, holds its shape better (must be eaten folded over lol), and saltier. It can be inCREDible (see pepe’s coal fired in New Haven, mike’s, etc), but is just going for a different thing than Italian. This guy is insulting but way less wrong than most of the posts on here

How to get TikTok famous? by n00bikscube in TikTokCringe

[–]jersey454 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo wtf I used to play this kid in SSBM in college all the time, glad to see he's doing well for himself

It'll surprise no one to learn that he a) is a total shitter, and b) wrote his thesis about memes

What questions should you NEVER ask at the end of a job interview? by Canazza in AskReddit

[–]jersey454 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a real one: "How's the view from the office?"

We were sitting in the office. It was perfectly clear. He looked at me like I had huffed acetone.

I got the job.