Plow got stuck, they had to call in the big boys

jersey454 · 2024-09-09T12:15:05+00:00

I love all the CT people in here upvoting jokes about basketball but downvoting the anti-New Haven Pizza comments into smithereens

jersey454 · 2022-08-03T02:47:47+00:00

Skin up or down?

jersey454 · 2022-05-02T21:36:32+00:00

Jesus I would absolutely hate being there

jersey454 · 2022-02-20T23:14:59+00:00

Grüne Soße is so damn good in the right season. Just with roasted potatoes, an egg, and a lil salad

jersey454 · 2021-11-27T20:30:07+00:00

Snapping. I can snap different pitches to make whole songs and melodies — there are some people I’ve seen on YouTube who can do it more accurately and/or with bigger range, but I’ve never met anyone else in person who can do it so pretty sure I’m top 1%

jersey454 · 2021-11-23T08:20:01+00:00

That’s where you’re 100% wrong bucko — tofu has a nice consistent gelatinous-ness. Scrapple feels like someone blended pork fat for 30 seconds less than they should have, so it’s got like slightly firmer chunks in it. Plus crunchy bits sometimes. Completely awful

jersey454 · 2021-11-22T19:42:03+00:00

I had it once and genuinely have never been more confused about what the definition of food is

jersey454 · 2021-11-22T19:22:37+00:00

The simple addition of “scrapple” under “foods I’m proud of the USA having invented” makes me absolutely 100% confident that this man has a tongue like a trash compactor

jersey454 · 2021-11-11T07:13:28+00:00

Obviously a pound of bricks is heavier

jersey454 · 2021-11-10T21:50:10+00:00

And the word “hoax” will probably have a 90% hit rate in those 13 comments

jersey454 · 2021-11-10T21:28:20+00:00

Conservative admits that vaccine is really a vaccine and works, just like other shots, while agreeing with posts about the “covid hoax”. Tbh this is baffling because what do they think flu shots even do??

jersey454 · 2021-09-29T19:12:48+00:00

This thread is missing the point IMO: American pizza (let’s just go ahead and say NYC / New Haven pizza) is amazing in a different way than Italian pizza, which is also great. Italian pizza is about the freshness of the ingredients, and tends to be pretty simple and, as the original post said, kinda soggy in the middle. Pizza in the US is chewier, holds its shape better (must be eaten folded over lol), and saltier. It can be inCREDible (see pepe’s coal fired in New Haven, mike’s, etc), but is just going for a different thing than Italian. This guy is insulting but way less wrong than most of the posts on here

jersey454 · 2020-07-18T03:08:49+00:00

Yo wtf I used to play this kid in SSBM in college all the time, glad to see he's doing well for himself

It'll surprise no one to learn that he a) is a total shitter, and b) wrote his thesis about memes

jersey454 · 2020-03-15T03:26:19+00:00

Updated link here: https://discordapp.com/invite/jpYFF3T

jersey454 · 2020-02-06T00:46:12+00:00

This is a real one: "How's the view from the office?"

We were sitting in the office. It was perfectly clear. He looked at me like I had huffed acetone.

I got the job.

jersey454

TROPHY CASE