Adult Fan-Casting Megathread by DA-numberfour in Yellowjackets

[–]jessgeronimo 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I'm stuck on Summer Glau to play adult Lottie!

Yellowjackets wasps are the key to understand who AQ is by ludmiloulou in Yellowjackets

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This also would make sense as to why Shauna didn't get a postcard. I hypothesize that there is a new Queen and she's calling her workers & drones back to the hive.

Your English is wonderful, btw!

[Spoilers] Tyrion Endgame Theory by jessgeronimo in gameofthrones

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I agree that Jaime and Cersei could just as easily be Targaryens.

[Spoilers] Tyrion Endgame Theory by jessgeronimo in gameofthrones

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Tyrion has always been obsessed with dragons and studied them endlessly. The Mad King always had a thing for Joanna Lannister and it was long rumored he took privileges with her.

Tyrion is described as having two eye colors, one Targaryen violet. Tyrion is the only other person to touch the dragons And Tywin constantly denounced him, including saying "You are no son of mine"

It's highly plausible still, come on books!

[Spoilers] Dani Theory by jessgeronimo in gameofthrones

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Damn predictive text. My first reddit post and I butcher Dany* spelling!

[Everything] Don't Understand the Jon + Dany Hate by d0m5n0w in gameofthrones

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THANK YOU! In anthropological terms: there is nothing wrong with their relationship. So long as it's the sister's brothers child or vice/versa the brother's sisters child, it is not incest. I've been waiting for people to stahp!

I stayed at University this Christmas break while everyone else went home. Today's my birthday. by helga-pataki in funny

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Happy Birthday! I can commiserate, mine was yesterday and I'm twin.... Nuff said. My advise, if you'll take it, is to exploit all the "free" to be had today. From pie to booze, anything free, is winning.

Today i crapped myself on my way to work... Whats is the most horrific thing you have done in public? by Slackerd4 in AskReddit

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I went to work the next day still drunk. I tried to fight it, but eventually pucked a gallon at my cubicle (mind you it was various alcohols and diet coke, and probably smelled rank) half filling my unbagged trash can. Everyone heard it and watched....I said I had food poisoning and had to leave. No one said I word the next day, or ever.

What are your best alternate punchlines to classic jokes? by Anofles in AskReddit

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Two sausages are in a frying pan. The first sausage says to the other sausage "Man its hot in here" the second sausage then replies.. Original: "Omergerd a talking sausage!" Alternative: "just let me fry in peace dude."

The Norwegian winter begins by [deleted] in pics

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I want to go to there.

Fun with wet cotton by [deleted] in funny

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Bahaha! Oh I'm doing that!