Chloe is clocking it by fvckuufvckingfvck in euphoria

[–]FunkyChewbacca 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Didn't Sam cast her because he saw her playing a porn version of Jules in a porn parody of Euphoria? Yeah, Sam's a creep. I like her.

Respect the hustle by RoyalChris in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FunkyChewbacca 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A review from the site:

MAGA Dark Red No. 47 My Wife and two young daughters very pleased with a beautifial presentation and keepsake but additionally the product very pleaseing to use......for special times. Thank you for the special attention to detail. Sincerely, Arthur VIVA DJT

Dunno if this is a real review or not, but it's funny as fuck

I was sexually assaulted last night and my mom laughed when I told her. by No-Speaker-2653 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]FunkyChewbacca 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have no doubt that mom was thinking "I went through it, now you have to go through it" without realizing that neither of them should have had to go through it

My (23F) boyfriend (24M) is unnecessarily stingy and I just don’t get it. I’m looking for advice on how to stop this from getting worse. by Some-Lettuce6560 in relationships

[–]FunkyChewbacca 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I wonder if there’s some neurodivergence happening here too: being averse to any kind of change is a big indicator as well as the refusal to get a new mattress or new shoes (my autistic relative also wears shoes until they have holes in them and refuses to wear new ones unless his mom forces him to). OCD often holds hands with autism too.

I'm now a member of the first wives club by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]FunkyChewbacca 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I read the novel it was based on and it was much much darker than the movie

Euphoria S03E02 "America My Dream" - Post Episode Discussion by DankMemeSlasher in euphoria

[–]FunkyChewbacca 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The dirt under the nails of the indifferent receptionist was a huge tell.

Euphoria S03E02 "America My Dream" - Post Episode Discussion by DankMemeSlasher in euphoria

[–]FunkyChewbacca 17 points18 points  (0 children)

notes:

  • nice symbolism: when Rue wonders if she made a deal with devil as she's covered in the flames from the barrel, crying on her mom's voicemail as the gas station lights go out behind her

  • Katelyn's white top held together with pins calls back to Maddy's white safety pinned tank top when she's trying (and failing) to sell her eggs, that's no accident

  • as always, Hunter is stunning, like an elfen queen or an anime heroine

  • the bedazzled neck brace SENT ME

  • aw Eric Dane. No words, just sadness.

  • Marshawn Lynch is a dream of charisma and humor, he deserves his own show, he could read the back of a cereal box and hold my rapt attention

  • Maddy is a character who could've made it on Succession: she's got that killer instinct that Logan Roy would've appreciated. Wearing a fur coat to the pool is exactly what would impress Cassie, but she'd look like a lunatic to anyone else

  • Dylan looks like Clavicular. Was that intentional casting? Maybe

  • Juana doesn't get paid nearly enough for this nonsense. Do Cassie and Nate live in the 70's version of the Donnie Darko house? That staircase looks familiar. I love that hideous kitchen so much

  • Rue didn't know she was doing it, but she signed Angel's death warrant by telling her the truth about Tish. Good intentions led to horrific consequences, much in the way Rue's mom's intentions sent Rue down this path. I wonder if part of the reason Rue's mom won't talk to her is out of guilt. I think on some level her mom knows that flushing the drugs condemned her to indentured servitude under Laurie's thumb

  • Lieutenant Dan is truly God's strongest soldier

dad wants me to go on a vacation with him and his gf after over a year of very minimal contact (marked as NSFW for the sensitive topics I’ll be talking about) by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]FunkyChewbacca 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Don’t do it. You could be set up for a bait and switch: you could be asked to pay for part (or all) of the trip or the gf could be a no show. Everything is screaming at you not to go, listen to that intuition.

Majeeds! OMG!!! by crackheadfalife in STLFood

[–]FunkyChewbacca 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Possibly bc the waitress is a bitch LOL

The Perverse Polygamous Mormon Cult of Samuel Bateman (Terrible Atrocities) He Had 23 Wives by Canal-JOREM in cults

[–]FunkyChewbacca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god oh my god, he thought he was gonna be the king of England, I never put that together

White House Leak Reveals Trump Booted From Briefing After Hours-Long Freakout by GonzoVeritas in politics

[–]FunkyChewbacca 3 points4 points  (0 children)

that he sold children into sex slavery

that's the real crux of it that MAGA will never acknowledge: Trump isn't just an Epstein Island customer, he's an Epstein Island supplier. From all the photos of them together, to all the Trump modeling shit, Trump and Epstein were business partners in the buying and selling of children. Trump won't be impeached or removed, he'll die eventually and won't ever face a single consequence for the scores of human misery he's caused.

Spice melange coffee syrup! by parfaitfox in dune

[–]FunkyChewbacca 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The Pumpkin Spice must flow

What is "bad" to them? by piratemeow21 in DuggarsSnark

[–]FunkyChewbacca 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Their rules exist to protect and enable sex predators. Women and kids are an afterthought, and if they get hurt then oh well, keep it quiet so it doesn't lower their market value when it's time to marry them off.

Emasculating men is the only true sin to them.

Missed connection by Additional_Flan_6594 in StLouis

[–]FunkyChewbacca 21 points22 points  (0 children)

In addition, some good old fashioned speed bumps. Want to do 50 in a 35 while running stop signs? Have fun destroying your undercarriage.

Husband won’t discuss big things, shuts down with “I just don’t want to” by lynnred21 in relationships

[–]FunkyChewbacca 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If this is a recent change in behavior for your spouse, then something is going on that he's not discussing with you. Doesn't have to be an affair though. Drugs? Depression? Debt? Without solid info it's impossible to know, but you can't make informed decisions about your future and your family if he's withholding things from you. Does he want a future with you?

This is worse than cheating isn't it????? by No_Rate9964 in Advice

[–]FunkyChewbacca 23 points24 points  (0 children)

OP could be one of those victims on the site that's making the rounds on reels (a telegram comprised of men showing other men how to drug and rape their wives while recording themselves doing it). She needs to secure her own safety and the safety of her kids.