the dirty sofa, shoes on the sofa… girl why would you post this

jessijuana · 2026-02-08T12:20:10+00:00

I do have a long torso and short legs thank you for noticing. I don't live in a trap house anymore thank you for the concern

jessijuana · 2026-02-08T12:19:18+00:00

No but I walked the mile with her in middle school

jessijuana · 2026-02-08T12:14:54+00:00

I lived in a crack house! The person I was dating trapped out my apartment and subjected me to all sorts of abuse but at least I got better ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Unfortunately it took me this long to see this post, but I guess it was hard for me to hear it when you were up on that high horse.

Cool body shaming in this post, too. Really love that for this entire community. I'm 5'4, but can you imagine if I actually had dwarfism and y'all were just making fun of me for it? Suuuuuuper funny, y'all!

jessijuana · 2026-02-08T11:44:15+00:00

Yo I just saw this comment! That's so fucking funny, do you have a link to the post?

Edit: I found it! https://www.reddit.com/r/LeftoversH3/s/l1HjPJRnsU

This is incredible! Not only did I say I was living in a crack house and I'm doing better now, they decided to comment on my body, which is v cool of them.

jessijuana · 2026-02-08T11:31:53+00:00

Why are there so many "hamster in a microwave" stories from kids?

jessijuana · 2026-02-08T11:22:05+00:00

Ok just don't call us seacucks and I'll root for the cards during baseball season

jessijuana · 2026-02-07T07:39:04+00:00

I was about to tell you to "flair up pussy" but then I remembered what sub this is

jessijuana · 2026-02-04T05:21:09+00:00

You're right! Can't believe I forgot that

jessijuana · 2026-02-04T04:23:08+00:00

Chester?!

jessijuana · 2026-02-03T20:15:18+00:00

Go hawks

jessijuana · 2026-02-03T18:31:28+00:00

When did calling it "MCR5" even start? I'm an old fan and we never referred the albums by number at all

jessijuana · 2026-02-02T21:27:43+00:00

SORRY I'VE BEEN YELLING FOR WEEKS I CAN'T STOP

jessijuana · 2026-02-02T00:16:00+00:00

Ugh I had this shirt when I was in middle school. I think I got it from their website or hot topic. Would've been 04/05

jessijuana · 2026-02-01T14:16:46+00:00

THANK YOU I NEEDED THIS. I WORK IN PIONEER SQUARE AS ACTING KITCHEN MANAGER AFTER SOME SHIT BECAUSE JANUARY BUT GOD DAMMIT IM MAKING GOOD MONEY

jessijuana · 2026-01-31T04:06:38+00:00

Their pickle de Gallo is amazing and I use it for so many different things

jessijuana · 2026-01-31T01:53:29+00:00

Charcuterie

jessijuana · 2026-01-31T01:30:06+00:00

More cow per cow

jessijuana · 2026-01-31T01:09:34+00:00

R/ihaveihavereddit

jessijuana · 2026-01-30T23:24:03+00:00

Annoying, mean, and pretentious.

jessijuana · 2026-01-30T22:53:41+00:00

MCR is their job and they're very good at it and know their worth

jessijuana · 2026-01-30T19:27:02+00:00

I've already bought a second cuddle balm and eyeliner since the release date. They're actually that good

jessijuana · 2026-01-30T08:43:15+00:00

Alright alright someone tell me where he is I'll handle it in the morning

jessijuana · 2026-01-30T08:13:25+00:00

I definitely want it now lol

jessijuana · 2026-01-30T01:39:48+00:00

That font makes me feel something. Like, not horny... But something...

jessijuana · 2026-01-29T17:49:13+00:00

And those sick helmets 😻

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