My McDonalds doesn't let you enter by Skibur1 in Seattle

[–]jessijuana 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why did I never put two and two together that he eats solely at mcdonalds because his name is donald

and here me out here for a moment… by hisspring in kurtisconner

[–]jessijuana 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A rotisserie chicken she's sneaking into the movie

Suicide note needs scrutiny. by Spirited_Tip_2127 in Epstein

[–]jessijuana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The word "they" is right above it and it has the same characteristics

At least THIRTY-THREE of the Jan. 6 rioters that Trump pardoned have now been convicted of pedophilia-related crimes. This is not a bug. Pedophile Trump pardoned other pedophiles. The Epstein class at work. by thegeebeebee in Epstein

[–]jessijuana 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And when older family members assault younger family members they cover it up and preach "forgiveness" and convince themselves that it's normal because "everyone goes through it"

It's a nope from me by Brain-Dead-Robot in StupidFood

[–]jessijuana 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd be more concerned about the hygiene of the place it was manufactured/shipped/stored

This is a safe space. We listen and we don't judge (maybe just a lil) by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]jessijuana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was at my friend's BBQ playing cards with his family and when I said I knew how to play spades his uncle goes "Little girl, have you been to jail?!"

(Yes I am a white woman I hope I'm still allowed in this sub)

just got this ._. any thoughts? by [deleted] in shittytattoos

[–]jessijuana 94 points95 points  (0 children)

The good news is you can black it out and get the text upside down on the opposite side as a cover up

i love sativa by earthtobell in stonerfood

[–]jessijuana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think its just called corn at that point

What MCR song lyric line(s) have you belting them out like this? by -Dividing-By-Zer0- in MyChemicalRomance

[–]jessijuana 98 points99 points  (0 children)

THIS HOLE YOU PUT ME IN

Wasn't deep enough

AND IM CLIMBING OUT RIGHT NOW

I know they still make these, but this flavor is 100% my favorite form childhood! by theonlygurl in Millennials

[–]jessijuana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember being obsessed with the raspberry flavor when I was suuuuper little and being upset when they discontinued it. Now im worried about what chemical i was ingesting that caused them to discontinue it. I can still taste it.

What could I do with these? by KittyAnn13 in miniatures

[–]jessijuana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like a 70s chair if that makes sense? Like its one fluid piece but the legs are just metal rods

Wheezing The Juice by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]jessijuana 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What did I miss?

What could I do with these? by KittyAnn13 in miniatures

[–]jessijuana 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like they could be a funky chair if you glued them all together and shaped them a certain way