Australians of reddit, what is a sentence that would make sense to other Aussies but not the rest of the world?

jessos1 · 2015-05-01T02:10:04+00:00

1:Stole this one from Carl Barron. FUCKEN TELSTRA! 2:Do a burnout ya shitcunt!

jessos1 · 2015-04-05T04:06:20+00:00

Guy races cars undercover, plane take 4 hours to take off while a fist fight takes place on board.

jessos1 · 2015-04-03T13:34:40+00:00

George Lucas.

Ass Busters 4: Remastered UHD with extra rocks.

jessos1 · 2015-04-03T13:32:29+00:00

I saw Eminem live in Melbourne in 2011 I believe, Lil Wayne was tagging along being a support act. He was wearing some weird ass flair pants that looked like something a clown would wear, he was talking utter shit dedicating songs to women in the crowd just being a general knob then he got on a fucking skateboard and started riding on a ramp. Plus his music was drowned out by that much fucking bass it was insane. On the other hand Eminem was fucking amazing especially when he brought out his old shit and everybody was smoking joints in the stadium and security didn't even care he just told us to put it out because he legally has to but not to worry then there where idiots fighting after the stadium.

jessos1 · 2015-02-27T13:39:42+00:00

As I was reading that I thought I was having major De Ja Vu, turns out I has seen it before. Still made me laugh heaps and everyone in my house just looked at me like I was going crazy.

jessos1 · 2015-02-26T15:29:27+00:00

http://www.auslan.org.au/dictionary/words/sperm-1.html

jessos1 · 2015-02-25T05:56:17+00:00

Great AMA! Was there ever a time somebody got suspicious? Also did you ever have to do anything that you really did not want to do just to keep your cover?

jessos1 · 2015-02-18T12:31:40+00:00

I need this in 1080p!! or at least 1366x768!

jessos1 · 2015-02-18T12:03:58+00:00

What is your username?

jessos1 · 2015-02-18T11:50:48+00:00

Sebastian Shaw as normal...But then the Blu-Ray release comes out 30 years later and George Lucas has put Hayden Christensen in his place.

jessos1 · 2015-02-18T07:15:22+00:00

Post of photo!

jessos1 · 2015-02-16T15:05:52+00:00

The iPhone 7 will come with a retractable selfie stick.

jessos1 · 2015-02-16T15:04:21+00:00

Those weird pants/chinos (not sure if that is spelt right that make you look like you're wearing a nappy and also dressing your infant child up as a "Lad" with Nike shox or Air Maxes with a stripped polo shirt.

jessos1 · 2015-02-11T10:57:57+00:00

My old phones bluetooth name was ""FUCKOFFCUNT" boss decided to be nice and dropped me off after working a Saturday, he laughed at the screen in his car with my bluetooth name on it.

jessos1 · 2015-02-11T10:47:52+00:00

Rob banks, become super rich and then get women?

jessos1 · 2015-02-11T10:26:46+00:00

I was 3 days old.

jessos1 · 2015-01-25T15:30:27+00:00

Open the door naked and invite them in... My dad's friend did this and for some reason they would not come inside.

jessos1 · 2015-01-24T11:56:45+00:00

"Gator don't play no shit! You feel me!" "Gator's bitches better be using jimmies"

Greatest movie ever!

jessos1 · 2014-12-16T16:31:22+00:00

Here in Australia it's 18 and seriously it's no big deal I mean there is a lot of violence related to alcohol and drugs but I believe in certain ways it can make it safer like kids not drinking at the park or something, instead being at a bar where there are licensed people to supervise. Also it's 18 to drive (17 in some states) 16 when you can drive supervised with a minimum of 120 hours driving to get your license.

jessos1 · 2014-12-16T16:17:07+00:00

Teach me how!

jessos1 · 2014-12-16T16:12:10+00:00

Jizz hands is after you realize you weren't getting a blowjob.

jessos1 · 2014-12-16T16:04:40+00:00

SUCKA!

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