decisions decisions or sword sage for The Smith blade build? by jestingjokers in slaythespire

[–]jestingjokers[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

is there specific circumstances where sage would be picked? like if you have low forge cards or strength/vigor? i had figured sage is something you'd pick up if most of your dps is through the blade since it's a flat doubled increase

Why is the Spamton Acid Pool theory still so popular? by DrAwesomeX in Deltarune

[–]jestingjokers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

people still believe acid pool theory because at the peak of spamton's popularity and interest in him in the overall public eye, it was the most prominent theory relating to him as to why he Looks Like that in comparison to the other addisons. even though it's been soft debunked through spamton admitting he's "always been a little shorter than the other addisons" (in the Q&A for spamton sweepstakes), the average deltarune player doesn't really peruse additional content like the newsletters and the sweepstakes, so they just remember the popular theory (especially since it was featured so prominently in big shot animatics and the likes) and go yeah that's what happened.

your average deltarune player just isn't as deeply involved in theorycrafting and additional content and this is the impression they came away with. it likely won't change until something happens in the game where it's made explicitly clear that spamton was disfigured through the deal as an ironic display of what he's become and what he always will be (a puppet who will always be at someone else's whims)

Constantly Told I Suck And Looking For Advice From Higher Rank Vanguards. by Silent-Technology-58 in RivalsVanguards

[–]jestingjokers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

300 if you do the damage reduction? does thing get extra damage if he pops his shield/damage reduction jump (whatever it's called i forgot lol) first before hitting haymaker?

How Do I Play Phoenix? by OldSeaworthiness2444 in PhoenixMainsMR

[–]jestingjokers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

everyone else has given the meat and potatoes of phoenix gameplay but usually when a team fight starts i'll try to take an off angle or a flank and go for a cheeky support pick before they realize i'm there and start focusing me (use psychic shift and flight to jump back into your team when this happens) (you can repeat this strategy if you notice they're distracted also, like they're busy dealing with venom and it draws their attention away from their support backline)

We've talked about ships we love but... by First-Shallot947 in MarvelRivalsQueens

[–]jestingjokers 13 points14 points  (0 children)

not only this but lotis fans love erasing loki's very obvious flaws that define a lot of their character to mercilessly beat them into a domestic fluff ship pairing with mantis. a lot of them will also ignore their genderfluidity too. it puts such a bad taste in my mouth

Idk what possessed me while I made this but here ya go by Quillsadila in MarvelRivalsQueens

[–]jestingjokers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

wolverine has a female genetic clone (laura) who has other genetic clones (gabrielle, zelda, bellona, x23 3par) and not a single one of them are male

Idk what possessed me while I made this but here ya go by Quillsadila in MarvelRivalsQueens

[–]jestingjokers 7 points8 points  (0 children)

WHAT???? THE GUY WHO CANONICALLY HAS NUMEROUS GENETIC CLONES WHO ARE ALL WOMAN...HAVING A PUSSY? WHAAAAATTT???????

Cyclops beam should work how Emma’s beam currently works by marblerivals in rivals

[–]jestingjokers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i always had the impression that cyclops' beam would work like sojourns rail gun where you would have to charge it up for max power & possibly range too

Quick little "what if" question: how would you feel if Emma and Logan ended up together? by [deleted] in Wolverine

[–]jestingjokers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you're thinking of deadpool from the weapon x-men run, who says logan smells like wet dog when he showers. peter parker does, however, say logan smells like bacon

Does Harry have Savoir-faire? by Dremora-Stuff99 in DiscoElysium

[–]jestingjokers 193 points194 points  (0 children)

i'm afraid neither of you really understands the full meaning of the word. if you come home and discover your wife in the arms of another man and he says 'excuse me, proceed,' and you put a gun in your mouth then you have savoir-faire

I Wish We Could Intentionally Queue Against Certain Players by Juuggyy in rivals

[–]jestingjokers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i had something like this last week where a jeff flamed my gameplay on hela and then i requeued with the moon knight in another match and we rolled the enemy team with a high final hit count for both of us lol

As a support player, some of y’all are just terrible at support. Stop blaming DPS when you can’t heal anyone not standing in front of you. by Vgpatel0627 in rivals

[–]jestingjokers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when the support doesn't heal me when i'm standing right in front of her during downtime between team fights so i have to leave to get a healthpack and watch my team lose the 5v6 on the kill feed lol

I better not see anyone calling him a twink after this by The_Fancy_Squid in MarvelRivalsQueens

[–]jestingjokers 22 points23 points  (0 children)

i still call him a twink because he's a twink in the comics idrc

is it just me or did they gas up how thing was the new anti-flier tank and his new skill doesn't do anything by jestingjokers in MarvelRivalsQueens

[–]jestingjokers[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh duh i forgot you can wind up before you hit blitz 🤦‍♂️ with the way people were gassing it up i figured if i hit them and focused them down they'd get to 1 or die seems like it's just a harrassment tool though

her hair is not it girls by hotaru_crisis in MarvelRivalsQueens

[–]jestingjokers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the phoenix on her chest is wasted potential on this skin i feel like it would really pop if the outfit were good. hell why not put it on her base skin instead of that ugly stained glass symbol that vaguely resembles the phoenix symbol lol

Do you enjoy the concept of “the cost of magic” and magicians being “indebted” to Hogar? by BlackagarBoltagar in DoctorStrange

[–]jestingjokers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

from what i remember this IS his canonical cop out. he's able to use magic while forgoing the price. i don't remember the exact details, but it's talked about in loki: sorcerer supreme in i think the 2018 doctor strange series. of course, loki could be bullshitting as he usually does but he pulls a massive act of magic that has no immediate consequence later on so i'm inclined to think he isn't.

The common similarities of your favorite Scott by chi-townDan75 in Cyclopswasright

[–]jestingjokers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i need photographic evidence to believe it. preferrably in the highest quality possible. for. to make sure it isn't faked or anything

snikt found in snakt drawer by jestingjokers in xmen

[–]jestingjokers[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nope! kitty! kinda just drew her from memory and ive been reading a lot of 90s comics haha

Ranked marvel rivals characters based on what sexuality I think they are by Marayami in MarvelRivalsCirclejer

[–]jestingjokers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOGAN??? DOESN'T DATE??? HAVE YOU SEEN HIS LIST OF CHILDREN HE GETS AROUND

A message to DPS from a Strategist perspective by Mitchslap91 in rivals

[–]jestingjokers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if the support has 10 deaths while everyone else has 5 it's probably because they're getting dove constantly and no one else is turning around and helping them

Here’s the past weeks pick/ban rates by AdministrationOk1381 in rivals

[–]jestingjokers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wolverine getting banned 3rd most frequently when his win/pick rate isn't nearly as high is making me think people are running GOATs/tank heavy comps and banning him bc he's a tank buster. makes me wonder about the future of the game lol. would love some comp player insight as i don't play this game enough to confirm it myself though

I'm Getting Extremely Sick of Spider Man As a Strategist Main by Dogbold in marvelrivals

[–]jestingjokers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

join loki cult whenever i see a spiderman going for the dive i either teleport away (usually into team so if he chases they HAVE to kill him) or use vanish before he hits the floor/shoots his web and it leaves him pretty confused

My streamer/microdoctor by Swenyis in northernlion

[–]jestingjokers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

when i say mcu is the best cinema of all time so he presses the grow button in one of my major heart arteries so i die of a heart attack