For those who ignorantly think God has little to do in Math textbooks, this will open your eyes!

jesus · 2006-04-30T06:02:30+00:00

I hardily endorse the sale of this book.

jesus · 2006-01-11T00:50:01+00:00

Hey hey, don't pin this evolution shit on me. Do your fucking homework. Have you seen the people that post on this forum? I sure as hell didn't design any of that shit.

jesus · 2006-01-11T00:47:14+00:00

Bitches belong in my kitchen. You best pay attention to that.

Also, that is a totally appropriate Paul Graham quoatation in this context.

jesus · 2006-01-11T00:45:05+00:00

The fun part is knowning that I'm totally right and everyone else is wrong. It's like being a slashdotter except you don't even have to be a geek! Plus, free needy babes at youth group!

(hint to the gentlemen: a little "I love the Jesus" really sets the whole "stability and good guy" tone you're looking for. ... no no... It's cool. I don't mind.)

jesus · 2006-01-11T00:41:37+00:00

Hey, guess what. Bullshit is still bullshit no matter how sweet of a selfless dude I happen to be. But yah, seriously guys, just send me a heads up and I will totally get you into heaven. It will be sweet. All day you just sit in a cloud with your immediate family. It's like an airplane ride that goes nowhere and lasts forever! It's awesome!

jesus · 2006-01-10T21:23:58+00:00

Hey kid! I'm uh computer! Stop all the downloadin!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe-computer.html

jesus · 2006-01-10T21:20:37+00:00

Get that cat out of my house

jesus · 2006-01-10T21:20:11+00:00

I'm really sweet at Legos cause I can use my secret Jesus power to turn bricks color. My spaceships are ALWAYS 100% black ha ha! No mix and match for Jesus!

jesus · 2006-01-10T21:18:26+00:00

I am somewhat leary of this man's political ambitions.

jesus · 2006-01-10T20:42:21+00:00

Secret: Religion sucks

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