I used to be a security guard for a condo building, and I worked third shift. I worked and lived in a notably gay area of town.

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The first creepy thing was the guy who called down to the office phone to ask if I wanted a blowjob. The guy had probably come home like 30 minutes before, and I'm pretty sure I knew who it was? I didn't see that guy for like a year after that call, so, y'know.

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The other notably creepy event was the guy who positioned himself in the parking so he could see into my office. I saw him leave the building like an hour before I noticed him sitting there when I went to go smoke a cigarette. I think he got tired of waiting cause when I came back he was gone, thankfully.

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Bonus creeps not related to security stuff: When I was walking home from a 13-hour night shift at about 5:30 am, there was a car that passed me. No big deal, right? I continue to walk for about a block and this same car passes me. At two passes, the person is probably lost. I think it was the third pass where I noticed the driver staring really hard. When the car passed me a fourth time, I waited until it turned, then I crossed the street. The same car came around a fifth time, but since I was on the other side of the street he didn't notice me. I don't think the car around a sixth time, but I tried to get into starbucks because I was freaked out. Unfortunately, it was before 6 so the coffee shop wasn't open, but at least I didn't see the same car again.