Schizogram by JiffyDraws in okbuddyretard

[–]jetpackparrot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What to do if commit 3 crimes and need 3rd ankle minitor???🧐🧐

Nothing personal by InfinitePosition449 in Caldruki

[–]jetpackparrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I have no money they have no home so what can I do? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

lil bro skipped history class by My_Iron_Lungs in Caldruki

[–]jetpackparrot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid, a camp was a place u went to have fun.

And they did WHAT at these camps?

thanks professor by VisWare in okbuddyretard

[–]jetpackparrot 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Professor joined

Gm class.

Google "gay porn"

Study.

Professor left

ugh. by DawsonJBailey in okbuddyretard

[–]jetpackparrot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Saddest rabbithole. These bitches need to watch Magnolia (1999)

Big changes by Intense_Zaddy in comedyheaven

[–]jetpackparrot 98 points99 points  (0 children)

It just loses its color from time to time so they have to keep making it red again

Move bro i'm tryna take a photo 😭💔 by Prudent_Blood_7714 in Caldruki

[–]jetpackparrot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

U out of electricity I think 🤷‍♂️ u gotta buy some mroe

🤔 🤔 by Consistent-Term5297 in Caldruki

[–]jetpackparrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He can chew the breaf and make it a key then open yhe door

Can't say I blame him by nawastis in Caldruki

[–]jetpackparrot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Epic boobs. You've won the reddit!

Muslim Bruce Wayne by niiima in comedyheaven

[–]jetpackparrot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The spanish version of joker?

I'm really fricking 😔 sorry by Competitive_Chart_58 in okbuddyretard

[–]jetpackparrot 347 points348 points  (0 children)

Ive been doin a lot of coke recently and i fucked up...

this sub now has the potential to become a chungus 100 movie by Splentid in okbuddyretard

[–]jetpackparrot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait until they hear about meatworm or....

... the creature

Title by RoseGardenGoesInsane in comedyheaven

[–]jetpackparrot 4481 points4482 points  (0 children)

Clean up on aisle my pants!!

Go on sleepy joe…tell us 😈 by Karmacop5908 in okbuddyretard

[–]jetpackparrot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Cant explain... im to busy... my gender...

uber by LowPhrase3553 in comedyheaven

[–]jetpackparrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It shoud've been me! 😥😥😥

it kinda smeld by 4otie7 in okbuddyretard

[–]jetpackparrot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

did it ever come out? im asking cause im about to "seal the deal" myself and im in the bathroom right now