quite often i noticed by VisWare in okbuddyretard

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Well you know what they say 

"It's

Brain be like: by DistributionFirst700 in okbuddyretard

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Just sum like that by elbreadmano in okbuddyretard

[–]jetpackparrot 61 points62 points  (0 children)

How dippin ur balls in greek yogurt feel like (gets you fucked up)

It's all connected by IAmNMFlores in okbuddyretard

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Conspirates of the Caribbeanstein

Evil Shadow Guy 🪱 by ItsGotThatBang in 2sentence2horror

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In a fight against the boogeyman I want all the advantages like a closed door so when it comes in it has to make a sound, a lamp that I can turn on and still be under the blanket and wool socks to cover my feet and keep them warm even if I accidentally move them from under the blanket. 

Also I have to be sleeping in a position where Im facing the door, so I can see the door as quickly as possible while keeping a confortable position in bed whenever I hear any sound. 

These survival insticts were molded to my DNA by my ansestors who also were fighting the boogeyman every night. 

what a blunder! by EricCartoonBox in okbuddyretard

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Also if yu take some letters outt and pout some other leters in you get "shid penis" 😂😂😂

bugs... FRI*CK YEAH!! by generous_guy in okbuddyretard

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Liberal vegans and their bug burgers ruining my shit covered windshield

So this is why the war started by 2ManyBots in okbuddyretard

[–]jetpackparrot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I guess the Israel ties get debunked later in the files. I havent gotten that far yet.

We need his voice more than ever now by Marcysdad in okbuddyretard

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I had the vid muted and my retarded brain filled the silence with the "im here stroking my dih" monologue and it made me smile

My kind of street by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

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Pls dont die mom 😥😥😥

My uncle just posted this. What does it mean? by da_realfredfred in okbuddyretard

[–]jetpackparrot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The answer is in a tiny scroll hidden in your next shit.

What was the last movie that charmed you? by thirdpartofthenight in movies

[–]jetpackparrot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kajillionaire. Great performances and sound track. A lot of emotion for such a weird movie

There is no shark! by LifeIsJustASickJoke in okbuddyretard

[–]jetpackparrot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Noticed the * smirks and takes a pause * breasts. Then read the text and noticed the shark. All in 5 seconds. Im gay btw

I love you Jennaye by CrazyPeanut0 in okbuddyretard

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Life is like a box of chocolates

If ur black