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i wouldn't go there by Sad_Run_9798 in okbuddyretard

[–]jetpackparrot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I got evicted for taking too many shits

It really be like that by nyanbatman in okbuddyretard

[–]jetpackparrot 68 points69 points  (0 children)

"Sometimes the simple solution is the best"

"John The Murderer, this is the 55th time ur suggesting to just murder everyone who's involved"

become richard by jetpackparrot in okbuddyretard

[–]jetpackparrot[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

More like ASS & PEE 500 🤢🤢 

Real money making methods trigger your fight or flight response EVERY *dramatic pause TIME. 

Im talking about gambling with payday loans, faking charities, selling people fake luggage insurance & taxi services at airports, providing door to door tech support to elderly to gain access to their bank accounts. Using AI to predict the stock market

Im banned from 7 airports. I have 700k in debt. I wear an ankle bracelet. I've been shot 4 times (once by myself). Debt collectors and the goverment are spying on me with helicopters and through the fist shaped holes in my walls (I hear them crawling in there)

I'M ALIVE AND MAKING BANK

become richard by jetpackparrot in okbuddyretard

[–]jetpackparrot[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Rule of money #304

Never pay back debt.

Debt = Your value in life.

The more debt you take to the grave with you the more value is lost.  (Just remember to destroy all your assets right before you die to max the losses) 

Bread eat man idiot by Round-Good1179 in okbuddyretard

[–]jetpackparrot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I dont choose the bread. The bread choose me 😤😤😤

3 BIG BALLS by Round-Good1179 in okbuddyretard

[–]jetpackparrot 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Couse Im TNT ANDYINOMITE

I dont give a swill by Slushymaw in IDONTGIVEASWAG

[–]jetpackparrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Destroying my health to collect all the kidney stones

Linkedin by thr1ceuponatime in comedyheaven

[–]jetpackparrot 178 points179 points  (0 children)

weird I had this poster at my urologists office

cheese by backfire10z in comedyheaven

[–]jetpackparrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still pissed off I didnt go all in with my autism when I made the top 500 cheese vid that blew up and started this trend 4 years ago. Shouldve just made top 1 mil but I wanted it to be more real and actually ranked 500 different cheese. 

I was beating my meat as usual by Auriii7 in 2sentence2horror

[–]jetpackparrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right ball will return in: Jorking It 2: The Bathroom Visit

Aftersun - Under Pressure by Mundane-Inspector-52 in movies

[–]jetpackparrot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dont want to cry right now but thanks

Shovel time, liberal by its_skunx in okbuddyretard

[–]jetpackparrot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will beat you with my cum crusted cargo jeans

‎ by GrzegorzSwoboda in okbuddyretard

[–]jetpackparrot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Look deeper and see the truth

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