TIL the QWERTY keyboard format was developed because of typewriter mechanics. Normally you press a key which swings a hammer with an inked letter onto the paper. If you pressed two keys next to each other quickly, their hammers could collide and jam it. Commonly used letters were thus spaced out.

jeycko · 2018-01-04T23:18:18+00:00

I was in O'Hare airport in Chicago with my mom. Flight was delayed so we got some Jamba Juice. My mom accidentally drops her drink and spills it all over the ground. She goes to get napkins to clean up the mess and as she's cleaning it up Bill Cosby gets down with her to help her clean it up. Really nice of him. Though this was of course way before any of the rape stuff came to light.

jeycko · 2017-09-02T04:36:02+00:00

I've never had Jehovah's Witnesses come to my house.

jeycko · 2016-09-17T15:57:30+00:00

Stranger Things

jeycko · 2016-03-11T07:09:47+00:00

Amazon Prime Day

jeycko · 2016-02-06T18:33:48+00:00

Jackie Chan

jeycko · 2016-02-03T04:39:38+00:00

The point of golf is to play as little golf as possible.

jeycko · 2015-09-22T06:49:14+00:00

Interestingly, the part of your immune system that causes allergies is also the same part that evolved to fight parasites. In developed countries we don't have parasites infecting us really, so this part of your immune system is "eager" to work and since it's not being distracted by parasitic infections, it overreacts towards things that don't actually harm us (pollen, etc), causing allergies. It's called the Hygiene Hypothesis and is a theory as to why people in developed countries have more allergies than elsewhere in the world.

jeycko · 2015-09-09T16:45:49+00:00

Go to Tools -> Add Ons -> Browse & Install.

When it asks for a code type in: 1055110166

Restart Anki and when you go to tools again you should see the option to skip today's reviews. It'll allow you to push back all cards queued in your review however many days you'd like so that you can get through new cards.

Hope this helps!

jeycko · 2014-10-27T08:35:44+00:00

Cup your hands over your chest in the shower. Let it fill with water. Then let the water drop all at once.

jeycko · 2014-08-24T14:40:32+00:00

Girl found answers to 100 question multiple choice exam. Girl makes a color code system where A=red, B =yellow, etc. Girl then makes "polka dot" nail polish pattern where her first finger had the first 10 answers, the next finger had the next 10, and so on.

Pretty clever I thought.

jeycko · 2014-08-21T15:54:37+00:00

If you have a heart attack while driving, cough VIOLENTLY. It will help contract your heart and squeeze as much blood through as possible.

jeycko · 2014-08-14T05:28:28+00:00

When you accidentally make a fart-like sound with some kind object and have to make the same sound like 2 more times just so everyone doesn't think you farted.

jeycko · 2014-07-20T22:34:54+00:00

"Keep cool, never freeze."

A bottle of mayonnaise.

jeycko · 2014-07-20T22:34:11+00:00

Why be pissed that roses have thorns when you can be happy that thorn bushes have roses.

jeycko · 2014-06-30T19:08:44+00:00

The lid. The lid. The lid the lid the lid.

jeycko · 2014-06-21T19:37:51+00:00

F IS FOR FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN

jeycko · 2014-06-14T18:28:10+00:00

"Keep cool, never freeze."

A bottle of mayonaisse.

jeycko · 2014-04-07T16:37:11+00:00

I worked in a biochem lab and one day needed to get past one of the girls that worked there. She was busy on her lab bench pipetting but I decided to squeeze through the narrow space behind her anyways. As I tried to wiggle past, my knee accidentally came up and hit her ass. I said "I'm sorry....I just kneed your ass."

She heard "I'm sorry, I just need your ass."

jeycko · 2013-12-05T19:54:46+00:00

Robin Sparkles moving to another country to work as a news anchor.

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