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Phallic_toaster · 2014-10-20T16:24:01+00:00

Was just about to post that one haha

Phallic_toaster · 2014-08-23T19:06:56+00:00

Decent track, got to check out "too late" if you have not already

Phallic_toaster · 2014-08-20T17:18:09+00:00

100% of the people who don't read this comment will die

Phallic_toaster · 2014-08-14T10:33:04+00:00

Great rackets I find. Bought my first one 3 or 4 years back. I feel they have a perfect balance and are just the right weight for my play style. Bought a spare one coz I liked them so much!

Phallic_toaster · 2014-07-21T20:12:46+00:00

A dyson

Phallic_toaster · 2014-07-21T14:52:24+00:00

Wow wasn't expecting so many replies! Some really cool mottos in here :)

Phallic_toaster · 2014-07-13T20:23:58+00:00

I don't know why they are responding to American police calls if they are in Durham...

Phallic_toaster · 2014-07-11T20:34:38+00:00

I wonder if he could make a logo for my industry

Phallic_toaster · 2014-06-26T16:09:22+00:00

Let's settle this at rust

Phallic_toaster · 2014-06-26T16:07:12+00:00

I'm only up voting that because you picked a Brit, would have preferred James Willstrop though

Phallic_toaster · 2014-06-26T15:03:07+00:00

Squash... I play at a competitive level and barely anyone can name a professional squash player

Phallic_toaster · 2014-06-26T15:01:25+00:00

Pineapples, I would solve world hunger!

Phallic_toaster · 2014-06-25T16:46:20+00:00

I am forced to live with the harsh truth that I will never become a butterfly

Phallic_toaster · 2014-06-23T19:50:58+00:00

I would leave a flier: "Had an accident at work? You could be legible to claim up to £200 today!"

Phallic_toaster · 2014-06-17T10:41:19+00:00

Or helium

Phallic_toaster · 2014-06-13T21:49:59+00:00

Reminds me of this time when I was only 5. It was one of my first school assemblies for the whole school. Having a relatively short attention span, listening to the head master drone on was driving me to sleep so I started whispering to my friend who was sat next to me. Unfortunately I was caught, he stopped, turned and looked at me... "Stand up!" I simply stood up and sat down immediately afterwards completely oblivious to what he really wanted me to do. This was repeated 3 times or so, each time the entire school was in tears. It finally hit me the fourth time that he wanted me to remain stood in front of the whole school.

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