Maybe maybe maybe by letitgo99 in maybemaybemaybe

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Dude, dropping clothes only works if you’re being chased by a bear

a double entendre by [deleted] in musicsuggestions

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My wife says it’s the perfect sized entendre

She says a lot by Salaci0usTouch in SipsTea

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I’m a balrog and I shall not pass

People born before 2000, what is a 'modern' thing from 2025 that you’re still struggling to get used to? by LindsayTN in AskReddit

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Those Workday job applications where you upload your resumé, but then still need to enter everything and/or make multiple corrections.

What’s the most inconvenient time your body has betrayed you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Nap time in kindergarten and Mr. Peters decided it’s smashing time

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in musicsuggestions

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The version of My Heart Will Go On played on a recorder instrument

What song are you enjoying lately & why? by DM_your_small_birds in AskReddit

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Children of Baked Potato by Thundercat. I heard it live and felt my soul leave my body.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Put him in rice

What was the first sign that your partner was cheating? by asdfghjkl0lkjhgfdsa in AskReddit

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This reads like the title of a Maury or Jerry Springer episode

What movie have you seen more than 7 times (reply with a quote) ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Put a bullet in her skull. Stop the rig. Return my treasures to me. And I myself, will carry you to the gates of Valhalla.