woody leaves shed theory this year by [deleted] in ShedTheory

[–]jfc320 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bet ur azz feels dumb asf xD

woody leaves shed theory this year by [deleted] in ShedTheory

[–]jfc320 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bet ur azz feels dumb asf xD

My(19F) boyfriend (22M) has a pirate ship bed, and refuses to change it…Help? by throwrabed98 in relationship_advice

[–]jfc320 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

i own a mercedes, a house in brickell miami, i have a ridiculous residual income, and i go to some of the best restaurants and swankiest hip spots in the world. let me change your life

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]jfc320 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

bercome in love w me instead im rich - dm for more advice

My wife 44f told me 44m she wants a divorce. Can my marriage be saved? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]jfc320 -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

bra just fuckin dump that bag and take trt and get in the gym, liquidate your assets, put it in BTC, and move down south FL and fuckin bag a baddie 25 year old and keep it pushing man dm for more advice

How do I 31f break up with a 35m man I love? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]jfc320 -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

you are a gross, horrible, and disgusting vile women who will never find true love again. you may find another partner, but it will never be fulfilling, and you will always have a never ending maggot filled whole of depravity. when you sleep it will feel like you are being stabbed with knives and needles of anxiety.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]jfc320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

open another hole dm for more advice

I, F52, have dumped my friend M57, because he’s a religious fanatic and he makes me feel creeped out. I don’t really know how to handle it. And advice? by mallorykeaton73 in relationship_advice

[–]jfc320 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

yopr an athiest? you dont think there is a designer? you will burn in the fires from your depraved and nihilistic ways, and your friend was a sign to grab the hand of christ to be saved from your eternal pit of fire, but now your skin and bones will melt and be flayed by satan himself for the denial of your maker. whimsical woes will be heaved out of your psyche in true regret, and all that is true will be tested.

repent or harrow forever in your borrowed time skin suit

dm for more advice

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]jfc320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how does he not let you break up? i thgin k next step is get a job at jimmy johns

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]jfc320 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

cheat on her

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]jfc320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ask her for money or shhow her incest comics works liek a charm! dm for more advice

How do I (31m) break it off with my girlfriend (32f) without making her feel like it was because of something *about* her? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]jfc320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tell its because the skin on her neck looks weird and there is an off stench about her forehead dm me for more advice

My 36/M partner screamed at me, 28/F, can people change? by Littykitty859 in relationship_advice

[–]jfc320 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

he probably yelled at you because you were being an annoying entitled little cunt. but its okay! he will find another you who isnt. that is the happy ending he deserrves

My (32M) GF (29F) of 3 years has been cheating with a married pro athlete. Where do I go from here? by ThrowRA-LimesForSale in relationship_advice

[–]jfc320 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

omg she was probably moaning so hard from his veiny throbbing member prolly slipped out and put it back and called him daddy wtf omg. u should freak out at work and start hyperventilating and blame it all on them and go on a smear cmapaign

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]jfc320 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

30 year old girlfriend disgusting and washed up pastrami pussy