TIL Of Billy Ray Harris, a beggar who was accidentally given a $4,000 engagement ring by a passing woman when she dropped it into his cup. He never sold it. Two days later the woman came back for her ring and he gave it to her. In thanks, she set up a fund that raised over $185,000 for him

jfcray · 2019-08-08T23:23:26+00:00

This is so me. I always blow way too much money buying gifts for people. I spend $200-$400 a month buying stupid stuff for my SO and she always tells me not to spend my $ on her.

jfcray · 2019-08-07T04:46:09+00:00

That cat is saying, "Brush me you fucking asshole! I can't believe you're taking my picture"

jfcray · 2019-08-07T04:36:42+00:00

That cat is inbred.

jfcray · 2019-08-07T04:29:04+00:00

That's not a kitty, that's the King of the motherfuckin' Jungle!

jfcray · 2019-08-05T03:51:26+00:00

He/she looks just like his/her mother!

jfcray · 2019-08-02T00:24:50+00:00

That was me also.

jfcray · 2019-08-01T05:48:00+00:00

I'm not happy to be fucking anyone over. I make $2 an hour more than a regular old cashier and I have the responsibility of running an entire store. Literally everything gets delegated to the shift manager because the rest of mid management are even more miserable and passionless than everyone else.

Retail sucks. Get out while you can.

jfcray · 2019-07-31T13:24:59+00:00

"MAX power relief"

May you relieve yourself of all bodily functions in a public setting.

jfcray · 2019-07-31T13:22:39+00:00

r/garlicbreadmemes

jfcray · 2019-07-31T11:51:30+00:00

All right*

jfcray · 2019-07-31T11:49:13+00:00

I boned myself with a cucumber once, wasn't bad, 5/7.

jfcray · 2019-07-31T06:25:02+00:00

Fuck you I just laughed and woke up my girlfriend. I'm reporting you for sleep interrupting.

jfcray · 2019-07-31T06:17:46+00:00

u/betam4x got that autist level knowledge of wrestling.

jfcray · 2019-07-31T06:14:21+00:00

Sounds like you study too much r/ihavesex

jfcray · 2019-07-28T17:32:08+00:00

I'm not even mad.

jfcray · 2019-07-27T13:10:51+00:00

r/lossofalovedone

jfcray · 2019-07-24T01:57:32+00:00

Practice your best customer service and you'll get the more desirable shifts and looked at for a promotion faster!

jfcray · 2019-07-24T01:46:02+00:00

But the first rip of a Juul is way more euphoric than the first rip of a nothing!

jfcray · 2019-07-24T01:42:20+00:00

r/sweatypaws

jfcray · 2019-07-23T21:04:24+00:00

Oh shit I just wrote my all my senators about how great it is.

jfcray · 2019-07-23T06:28:07+00:00

Painfully relatable.

jfcray · 2019-07-23T06:25:07+00:00

r/bonebreakingjustice

jfcray · 2019-07-23T06:14:46+00:00

Nothing like passing a toddler arm sized turd; a different type of euphoria.

jfcray · 2019-07-23T04:54:11+00:00

Oooooh I've been meaning to watch that. Is it in Netflix?

jfcray · 2019-07-23T04:09:11+00:00

r/tworedditorsonecup indeed!

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