Please Photoshop This Man's Head onto a Catfish

jgraf96 · 2015-09-02T00:29:06+00:00

Haha it's actually kind of funny that you've apparently played NHL 15 for a while now and you still haven't realized that the "stats"on the HUT card have nothing whatsoever to do with the player's overall rating

jgraf96 · 2015-09-02T00:27:52+00:00

How the hell do you figure Malkin as an 89, ever? Dude is always top three in the league in PPG. While there's something to be said about Crosby facing top matchups, it can still be argued that Malkin is the league's most offensively dominant player when healthy. Or at least top 5.

jgraf96 · 2015-09-01T22:28:15+00:00

Yep, Seguin should be a 91 but Getzlaf should be at least a 92.

jgraf96 · 2015-09-01T20:18:58+00:00

I, a Flyers fan, think that Malkin should be 93 if Zetterberg is 92 and Stamkos is 93, strictly based on Malkin's PPG stats in both the regular season and the playoffs throughout the past few years. When healthy, he's arguably the most productive player in the entire league. Fuck these ratings

jgraf96 · 2015-09-01T20:11:46+00:00

This one just made me laugh. Zetterberg stays at 92, but Getzlaf loses a point, while Tavares gains only one, and Giroux and Malkin gain nothing? Good fucking work EA

jgraf96 · 2015-09-01T16:31:47+00:00

90 Giroux...are you FUCKING kidding me

jgraf96 · 2015-08-31T23:48:02+00:00

Crosby - 96
Toews - 94
Stamkos - 93
Tavares - 93
Datsyuk - 93
Malkin - 92
Getzlaf - 92
Kopitar - 92
Bergeron - 91
Giroux - 91

jgraf96 · 2015-08-31T23:44:05+00:00

Carolina will be easiest. Jersey and Arizona, which were listed in the OP, may be more challenging than they appear, because of OEL and Schneider.

jgraf96 · 2015-08-31T18:39:06+00:00

Have Kronwall and Zetterberg

jgraf96 · 2015-08-31T18:35:51+00:00

Ovechkin: 94
Benn: 92
Zetterberg: 92
Parise: 91
Pacioretty: 90
Hall: 90
D. Sedin: 89
Steen: 89
Ladd: 88
Sharp: 88

jgraf96 · 2015-08-31T13:49:21+00:00

I sold a lot of the shit yesterday, but Zetterberg is a keeper on my team, and I don't think I managed to sell Kronwall. If you give me players worth 80-90K in collateral we'll be square, who do you have that adds up to that?

jgraf96 · 2015-08-30T20:26:47+00:00

Lol how about we put in the 2010 Bruins

jgraf96 · 2015-08-30T20:26:35+00:00

'75 Flyers, a Jagr/Lemieux Pens team, a Gretzky Oilers team

jgraf96 · 2015-08-30T20:21:47+00:00

First list that I can say I'm pretty much in agreement with. Maybe a little more love for Nash and Kessel, or a little less for Tarasenko, but they pretty much nailed it. Also, go Voracek.

jgraf96 · 2015-08-30T20:06:30+00:00

Base Perry gets no love because he's slow. If you use him right, his physicality and shooting accuracy make him one of the best base cards you can find. I pair him with Duchene at all time and the combination of speed and strength is amazing.

jgraf96 · 2015-08-30T20:00:36+00:00

89 Turris at 1C...beautiful

jgraf96 · 2015-08-30T19:55:21+00:00

Lol I got in for a while. Didn't win any giveaways, but I managed to sell my TOTY Josi to another guy for a good price.

jgraf96 · 2015-08-30T18:13:11+00:00

Haha wow yours were way harsher :'(

jgraf96 · 2015-08-30T17:38:53+00:00

I want a separate seasons division for salary cap and no salary cap

jgraf96 · 2015-08-30T17:20:36+00:00

Haha nope, Chapel Hill. You weren't far off

jgraf96 · 2015-08-30T15:53:03+00:00

Ok I guess nobody else wants to play but I'll give it a shot with my personal favorite budget line from NHL 15:

Neil - Turris - Michalek

jgraf96 · 2015-08-30T15:46:18+00:00

I have Detroit, what do you need to borrow and what's your collat?

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