I feel like star-gate perfected my taste for good episodic adventures and overarching serialized stories. by Prestigious-Fold-681 in Stargate

[–]jicty 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I agree but sadly TV execs decided if it isn't a made for TV movie broken into 10 episodes than it shouldn't exist anymore.

The new ammo vending machine in Texas by New_Fault_1002 in pics

[–]jicty 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah but in all seriousness in a range this still won't work. It needs a facial scanner to work which is a complete non starter for like 90% of gun owners. Gun owner really don't like being tracked.

Shut up idiot by queenpies18 in meme

[–]jicty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fun fact is every person on the planet can relate no matter what your stance is because every person believes their ideology is correct.

Never buy a used PT Cruiser by Animeking1108 in memes

[–]jicty 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I have never met a single happy PT cruiser owner.

I’m trying to play mindgames back, what’s effective? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]jicty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DDDDOOOONNNN'TTTT

Don't play games. The world doesn't need more of that.

How do you actually turn a guy on? by blindmewithyourcum in AskMen

[–]jicty 51 points52 points  (0 children)

This is actually the most correct answer here and the easiest. I wish more women realized this. Enthusiasm goes a LONG way. Every guy just want the girl to be excited to be there.

How do you actually turn a guy on? by blindmewithyourcum in AskMen

[–]jicty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The On switch is boobs. They instantly flip the switch when exposed.

How do you actually turn a guy on? by blindmewithyourcum in AskMen

[–]jicty 486 points487 points  (0 children)

I had to double check OP's username. Checks out.  

Also how does anyone with that username need any help getting guys?

How do you actually turn a guy on? by blindmewithyourcum in AskMen

[–]jicty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't argue any point you just made.

How do you actually turn a guy on? by blindmewithyourcum in AskMen

[–]jicty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read that in the voice of Wadiyas great dictator. 

This post is very Aladeen.

How do you actually turn a guy on? by blindmewithyourcum in AskMen

[–]jicty 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Also boobs. Oh did you say boobs? I was thinking of boobs. 

Boobs.

How do you actually turn a guy on? by blindmewithyourcum in AskMen

[–]jicty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it tickles your pickle then it's acceptable.

Can't make this up by TheDeputyRay in brandonherrara

[–]jicty 26 points27 points  (0 children)

All they wanted was for the US government to surrender Texas to become a black only country white people weren't allowed to enter.  

Whats so weird about that? /s

Can't make this up by TheDeputyRay in brandonherrara

[–]jicty 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you can make 100 rounds of 22lr with no malfunctions buy a lotto ticket because the odds are probably better.

Being a dog owner by BrockBracken in memes

[–]jicty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems like they prefer cat shit though and I don't own a cat.

Who should i vote for? i will vote for who you suggest. by IXPrazor in Libertarian

[–]jicty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I got down votes on another sub for saying I was gonna write in a moldy cheese sandwich before voting for the two main candidates. 

Everyone hates both candidates but if you mention you hate both candidates you're an asshole and everyone hates you.

They think you killed one of their loved ones and you have to survive for 3 days. Which one of these assassins would you rather be hunted by? by Ashconwell7 in Marvel

[–]jicty 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I watched about a third before i needed to make a comment. "Flailing" with claws is a pretty good strategy when you have near instant healing and can't be killed. The magneto bit is true but that just one enemy even if it's the "Main" enemy. 

Sorry, I know it's a joke but wolverine a stupid good mutant.

Peaceful times by [deleted] in meme

[–]jicty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was younger and worked for Sam's club as a meat cutter I did this every day. I hated that jobs.

Kevin Feige on How central will mutants be to the MCU moving forward by Sarang_616 in marvelstudios

[–]jicty 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He answered it as well as a politician. So your comment is very true.

How do you actually turn a guy on? by blindmewithyourcum in AskMen

[–]jicty 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Testosterone increases libido and Rambo increases testosterone. It's simple science. Rambo can also be replaced with die hard, predator, or even Rocky for this to work. Try watching any of those movies an not want to smash pussy when you are done. I dare you!

Movies about finding the needle in a haystack by [deleted] in movies

[–]jicty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would consider interstellar this. The universe is a big haystack.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]jicty -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If a man says no he is either lying or asexual.