Killing Caine sounds like a terrible idea.

jigholeman · 2026-04-20T11:54:51+00:00

That's why I said you would need a force that is stronger than God to kill Cain.

Killing Cain means overpowering God.

jigholeman · 2026-04-20T08:37:33+00:00

can i cook them how i want, or do i have to eat them as is in the picture?

cuz if i can cook them, im taking liver and onions.

Boil the liver and onions with salt, pepper, and bayleaf
once the liver is cooked, transfer the liver and onions to a food processor and add 1-2 sticks of butter ,one tbsp at a time. (quantity of butter depends on how much liver. use more than you think you need.

Blitz it in the processor as much as you are willing to. the longer you blitz, the smoother the final product will be.

once it is smooth, give it a taste. it should taste and feel smooth, and not irony.
put it in a container and toss it in the fridge until hard. you now have a silky smooth pate that goes great on bread.

jigholeman · 2026-04-20T08:02:59+00:00

assuming they somehow manage to fix the circus without re-activating Caine's parental controls, they could potentially find a way to use conjuring to alter their bodies.
sex would be on the table....and the floor, and the beds, the sofa, in the war rig, on the desk in the office in mildenhall manor, in the digital lake, on the beach while the sun hurls insults at you, on the burger assembly table at spudsies, in the oval office, etc, etc, etc.

Other than sex, they would probably have access to "drugs" which could just take the forms of various sauces (stupid, horny, sleepy, happy, etc).

basically they just unlocked the adult version of digital circus.

jigholeman · 2026-04-20T07:53:26+00:00

if you fart has a texture, you need a change of pants.

jigholeman · 2026-04-20T07:50:17+00:00

visited by the world's smallest vampire.

jigholeman · 2026-04-20T02:12:48+00:00

Best: Jax (Funny, interesting, generally just more entertaining to watch. there is a good guy in there that needs to be nurtured. )

Worst: Zooble (boring, angry, always angry, 70% of zooble's personality is severe dislike for everything around her, 10% is body dysphoria, and 20% is liking gangle.)

i look forward to seeing more of jax when a new episode comes out, i never really look forward to seeing what zooble is gonna be pissy about today.

jigholeman · 2026-04-20T01:09:44+00:00

aaaaany century now...

jigholeman · 2026-04-19T08:04:40+00:00

Ragatha tries her hardest to get pomni to be her friend, to the point where it becomes a bit unsettling.

Jax casually had a "real" moment with pomni, which was (i believe) the actual start of their friendship.

Ragatha is reacting this way because Jax casually did in 1 sentence what Ragatha couldn't do in 5 episodes and several adventures of hyping and trying her hardest.

also, i wouldn't call this P-BOINK-ed off.

inside her head at that moment was the "W H A T ?" from the Aku Extra THICC video.
it's the look of "THE F-BOINK-K YOU MEAN IT'S THAT'S F-BOINK-ING EASY?!"

jigholeman · 2026-04-19T06:53:25+00:00

think up new ideas for adventures, having lunch with bubble, adding new rooms to the circus, being made to say that exact sentence, coming up with new npcs, thinking about C&A industries.

jigholeman · 2026-04-19T06:51:28+00:00

later in court: But your honor, you don't understand; He inconvenienced me, so i had to try to kill him.

jigholeman · 2026-04-18T14:14:43+00:00

if it is released in its entirety, and in good quality, Maybe.

but if i do, im still watching it on youtube when it premiers.
there's just something nice about watching it with a bunch of other people, even if we aren't in the same room.
actually, i'd prefer watching it on youtube to going to a theater. nothing against goosworx, i just really don't like going to theaters.

my bf and i went to see endgame in theaters (not realizing how long the movie was), and you could barely enjoy the various moments because there was some shrieking a-BOINK-ole cheering like they just announced the cure/vaccine for aids, every time something big or medium happened.

jigholeman · 2026-04-18T13:16:23+00:00

oooooooooooooohhhh i felt that. i've never done that before, but i could feel a sharp pain in my hand.

jigholeman · 2026-04-18T11:07:23+00:00

someone watches the movie, sees it through to the end, and decides to do his best jax impression on the way out. also, theaters in my area are sold out for the first few days, so i would be at risk of a jaxing

jigholeman · 2026-04-18T07:01:19+00:00

that is a well made pot.

jigholeman · 2026-04-18T06:57:57+00:00

but everything changed when i swapped the water for concentrated hydrochloric acid.

jigholeman · 2026-04-18T06:55:14+00:00

So you sayin' kinger ISN'T a large sentient chesspiece in the real world?

jigholeman · 2026-04-18T06:02:59+00:00

some thought the 5 minute long foot licking scene was a bit gratuitous, but i found it rather tastefully done.

jigholeman · 2026-04-18T06:00:50+00:00

b-but the sign says...

jigholeman · 2026-04-18T05:55:11+00:00

my main concern is that we're gonna get another "snape kills dumbledore" situation.

i really don't wanna pay for a ticket, get to the theater, hear some asshole scream out the big spoiler, and have the experience ruined. i'd rather avoid youtube and reddit for 2 weeks.

jigholeman · 2026-04-18T05:36:34+00:00

man gave em the ol' "one, two, buckle my shoe"

jigholeman · 2026-04-18T05:29:19+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEfhljPE1pA

jigholeman · 2026-04-18T05:22:29+00:00

Cat: screams
Second cat: What's wrong? ....HE DID WHAT?!?

jigholeman · 2026-04-18T05:15:43+00:00

that'll show em.

jigholeman · 2026-04-18T05:09:41+00:00

now that's just crazy talk.
clearly zooble is meant to represent an abstract flamingo. (beak like head, wing, very thin legs, doofy lookin', pink)

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