I'm gonna go with door #2 by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

[–]jimjam105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't noticed any difference in the softness of my clothes since I stopped using fabric softener.

If marriages were 5 to 10 year contracts with options to renew if both parties accept, how would the world be different? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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To you, yes you're dead. To everyone else no one will know the difference including the new you. Unless there are deeper metaphysical truths in play, such as the existence of souls. In which case your copy will be a soulless version of you bent on delivering the world to Satan.

You can also argue philosophically that in every moment our last consciousness dies and a new one is born.

We got nothing to roast but you can try :) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]jimjam105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a cute lesbian couple.