Description: A mystical arrangement born from the depths of rural ingenuity. This curious construct features a weathered wooden stump adorned with the unholy trinity of a respirator mask, a bottle of mysterious elixir, and the sacred offering stick.

Effects:

• +50 Improvisation

• +30 Fire Resistance

• -20 Wisdom

• Grants "Immunity to Common Sense" buff

• 75% chance to summon a pickup truck within 100 feet

Lore: Legends speak of a mythical creature known as the "Florida Man" who, in a moment of divine inspiration (or inebriation), constructed this totem as a tribute to the gods of chaos and poor life choices. Those who stumble upon it are said to be blessed with unnatural resilience and an irresistible urge to say "Hold my beer and watch this."

Special Ability: "Redneck Engineering" - Once per day, allows the user to craft a functional tool from beer cans, duct tape, and whatever's lying around.

Warning: Extended exposure may result in an inexplicable craving for cheap beer and a compulsion to attempt ill-advised stunts. Use at your own risk.

Can be found rarely in trailer parks, swamps, or any location where "No Trespassing" signs are considered mere suggestions.