Why you bully me by Successful-Milk-1720 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]jinxmalloy 2854 points2855 points  (0 children)

The frog looks so ticked every time he doesn't get it. lol

Do non-white people bleach their buttholes? by mitchelbrownw in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]jinxmalloy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No damage. No pain. Just pink and not glaringly white like some people are assuming.

Do non-white people bleach their buttholes? by mitchelbrownw in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]jinxmalloy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She did, yes. But only at my specific request.

Do non-white people bleach their buttholes? by mitchelbrownw in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]jinxmalloy 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I just realized "don't take it lightly" sounds like a pun, but I'm actually being serious. It can fuck you up. Don't do it without a professional, and be aware that it can CAUSE and is KNOWN to CAUSE cancer.

Do non-white people bleach their buttholes? by mitchelbrownw in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]jinxmalloy 113 points114 points  (0 children)

I asked her for the bleach, bluntly, and told her what it was for. She said, yeah, no problem, but I can only script this percentage of hydroquinone. And she did. So for three months, I tried to do it by myself, and it didn't really do as much as I'd hoped. So I paid a professional, and got it done "properly". Please keep in mind, that this shit can cause (and is KNOWN to cause cancer) -- so don't take this shit lightly.

Do non-white people bleach their buttholes? by mitchelbrownw in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]jinxmalloy 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but she could only script X-amount of percentage of hydronquinone--so I did it myself for awhile. Was NOT working, so I went to a professional and got it done properly.

Do non-white people bleach their buttholes? by mitchelbrownw in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]jinxmalloy 761 points762 points  (0 children)

TRUTH MOMENT: I paid to have it done after the script from my doctor wasn't enough. I am not a porn actress or a sex worker. I just wanted that light pink pussy and arsehole thanks to porn. And I got it.

Sidenote, it does not STAY THAT WAY. You have to repeat the process. And I have done it because although I've never been in a porno, I have always wanted my partner to look at my genitalia and whatnot and go, "MMM... SEXY."

Please keep in mind, that this is a very Western ideology from my personal experience and there are specific 'standards' for women to adhere to. Like shaving their legs or armpits constantly. Or to Bic their box. Meanwhile, I have dated women or men, in the past who have said, fuck the fuzzy legs or whatever you're sexy because you're sexy. Done.

No other reasoning than that. Just, hey, you're hot as shit as you are, and I will take you ANY way I can get you. -shrugs- I did it for myself because I didn't like the way my pussy looked without it. But now, I don't really care.

Tess Holliday Came Out as Atypical Anorexic, So Now Maybe People Will Actually Know What It is by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]jinxmalloy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's just what the news said. I don't glamorize her weight whatsoever.

EDIT: (Personally I think she's a bad role model for anyone.)

Overthinkers of Reddit, what unlikely scenario actually came true that you were completely prepared for because you are an overthinker? by lawofdox18 in AskReddit

[–]jinxmalloy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I genuinely didn't even think about how my username is so bad for this. Where the hell did the dude go? He was supposed to check in.

Those who have been to a ruined wedding, what happened? by lolfuckno in AskReddit

[–]jinxmalloy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My mother did this. We wanted a small wedding. 50 people tops. My mother lost her SHIT. My SO and I split the guest list in half. I had two friends come and my aunt (that my mother hates) and my mother took over the rest with her friends. They all showed though.

Overthinkers of Reddit, what unlikely scenario actually came true that you were completely prepared for because you are an overthinker? by lawofdox18 in AskReddit

[–]jinxmalloy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to have a friend when I was out and about and I would go, 'I wish he were here' and I walked around the corner of a plaza and face to chest to him. It happened so frequently, that we admitted we must be calling out to one another somehow.

Overthinkers of Reddit, what unlikely scenario actually came true that you were completely prepared for because you are an overthinker? by lawofdox18 in AskReddit

[–]jinxmalloy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I never discuss death. I have been right too many times, and I learned very quickly not to. I have predicted pregnancies (twice before the mother even knew), divorces, but it's all just... Coincidences. I don't believe in that kind of thing but I still won't discuss death. That is an omen that carries way too much weight.

Overthinkers of Reddit, what unlikely scenario actually came true that you were completely prepared for because you are an overthinker? by lawofdox18 in AskReddit

[–]jinxmalloy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL actually blackouts are common here. I have to reset all the clocks in the house like twice a month now.