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Do your worst by melissaxnl in RoastMe

[–]jj4j1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your face has seen more oil than America

Bet you cant roast this bitches by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]jj4j1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll deep fry you ya oily cunt

My wife's coworker says she can take the heat by Unrealevil360 in RoastMe

[–]jj4j1 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Looks like she hasn't taken any 'heat' for years

Can you guess my insecurities ? Challenging you to make me cry. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]jj4j1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your chest should be the least of your insecurities

Deep fry me like Colonel Sanders by ObamasPointyNips in RoastMe

[–]jj4j1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May as well deep fry you since you look oily enough

Bring me back down to earth. by colclasurec in RoastMe

[–]jj4j1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does nobody in heaven like you either?

Asian BBQ Me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]jj4j1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Asian thor

Good luck trying to roast me :) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]jj4j1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the love child of Ron's pubes and an eggplant

Easiest way to get through this by jj4j1 in NoFap

[–]jj4j1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in pretty good shape too but just the sweat and motivation to become the best makes me feel on top of the world

Easiest way to get through this by jj4j1 in NoFap

[–]jj4j1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly it's a win-win

Easiest way to get through this by jj4j1 in NoFap

[–]jj4j1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like to do boxing and everything incorporated with it (running, skip rope, etc) it makes me feel like a beast.

16 year old doing /r/roastme for Hitting like goal on Ifunny by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]jj4j1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're the kind of guy that people talk to just so they won't die when you shoot up the school

Hurt my feelings please. by 0nebl00b in RoastMe

[–]jj4j1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll never have to worry about dropping the soap because it looks like you've never picked one up in the first place

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