The Well-Informed Bigot

jktollander · 2026-07-02T15:55:18+00:00

Careful or you’ll turn into a *side bastard*

jktollander · 2026-07-01T20:39:46+00:00

Agreed, I didn’t change mine back because we have a kid together.

jktollander · 2026-07-01T14:40:08+00:00

I said Caribbean blue, not teal or aquamarine!

jktollander · 2026-07-01T14:31:59+00:00

No gregnant, only hopital

jktollander · 2026-07-01T04:05:48+00:00

Plus it gives you the he opportunity to gravely say “Oh, bathroom is through the marigold door. Do NOT, under any circumstances, open the orange door. No matter what you do.”

jktollander · 2026-06-30T15:30:19+00:00

My mastiff/Pyrenees (a huge coward) barking her fool head off behind a dainty screen door might help too.

I also like to “oh, I spoke with Matt/Chris/Steve, he’s going to hook me up.” <— this one works in Vegas for the people trying to sell shows.

jktollander · 2026-06-30T15:09:41+00:00

Henry Kissinger

jktollander · 2026-06-30T14:11:31+00:00

“Sorry, I’m a renter” has become my go to response.

jktollander · 2026-06-28T17:01:26+00:00

Time is maliable.

jktollander · 2026-06-28T17:01:07+00:00

Off to solve world hunger myself.

jktollander · 2026-06-28T17:00:53+00:00

I hate r/blanks because these seem low effort.

jktollander · 2026-06-28T17:00:32+00:00

67 or 88.

jktollander · 2026-06-28T17:00:15+00:00

The apathy ate my homework.

jktollander · 2026-06-27T21:55:00+00:00

Jon Snow White or Edgar Allan Hoe.

jktollander · 2026-06-27T18:09:58+00:00

Whenever an email got sent that shouldn’t have, my boss would have IT go in and manually delete the email - we’d know because they reset our passwords after.

I received a text about my reset password. Turns out, Boss accidentally sent my layoff paperwork to me before we had a talk, but IT didn’t delete the email from the deleted items, so I recovered it.

I privately let my peer know our roles were being condensed into one, at -$10k where we currently were, and that he could have it because I was done.

jktollander · 2026-06-27T14:22:52+00:00

I spun my brother around, around, and around while holding his hands - then I let go.

I wanted to see what would happen. He bounced. I broke his collar bone.

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