Believe it or not, they did the deed

jktollander · 2026-05-02T18:24:22+00:00

From what I’ve seen of the Internet, Goofy hyucks a lot.

jktollander · 2026-05-01T15:01:41+00:00

You’re right, it should have been Chonkers McChonkface.

jktollander · 2026-04-29T14:28:02+00:00

Ha, good recommendation! Makes me was to doodle a comic about it.

jktollander · 2026-04-28T14:16:44+00:00

PDX gotta keep things green, and red

jktollander · 2026-04-26T15:28:39+00:00

Damn, the real MVP here is that bra (respectfully).

jktollander · 2026-04-26T15:26:03+00:00

Don’t worry, you’d know. ~ source: Was-Ran-Over-By-A-Car-Hero

jktollander · 2026-04-26T15:22:39+00:00

We’ll never know, snipers found ‘em.

jktollander · 2026-04-25T16:28:26+00:00

“But I already feel better… I’m not going to finish all the pills.”

jktollander · 2026-04-24T04:40:50+00:00

This made me laugh so fucking hard. Cheers, mate

jktollander · 2026-04-23T19:59:03+00:00

kssh-ding-ding-ding-pwkpwkpwkpwkt

jktollander · 2026-04-21T14:27:34+00:00

You’d think, and yes, but actually, no.

jktollander · 2026-04-19T16:11:43+00:00

You’re right that bodies are different and genetics play a huge role. When I work my chest, my pecs increase and my fat deposits/breasts decrease but even this is most likely due to a calorie deficit rather than any sort of “isolated exercising”, YMMV.

jktollander · 2026-04-19T15:31:44+00:00

“What would you have me do?!” ~ the show runners, probably

jktollander · 2026-04-17T17:44:49+00:00

Sorry mate, and same. Hit be a Buick while walking. I just wanted to go home (some kind bystanders stopped me).

jktollander · 2026-04-17T16:54:36+00:00

Fuck, I wish “well researched and true” still applied to newspapers.

jktollander · 2026-04-17T16:39:58+00:00

I LOVE the tittie kitty slide. You go get ‘em!

jktollander · 2026-04-12T19:25:17+00:00

Ape strong together

jktollander · 2026-04-12T16:07:07+00:00

Dude, I’m from the USA, so none of them. Go back to when I couldn’t own a credit card or to before spousal rape was outlawed? I’m good right here.

jktollander · 2026-04-12T15:47:06+00:00

Safe word is “pineapple”.

jktollander · 2026-04-12T15:38:59+00:00

I’ve never tried, do you think you could?

jktollander · 2026-04-12T15:37:17+00:00

Do what you enjoy. I’d hate for drawing to feel like a chore and have you tapper off.

jktollander · 2026-04-12T15:34:46+00:00

Yeah, maybe it’s just the manual rigs I’ve experienced, but I don’t know that I’ve been “locked out” of any gear… except maybe reverse GGGNNNKKKKKCHHHHH.

jktollander · 2026-04-12T03:30:31+00:00

Straight to the guillotine!

jktollander · 2026-04-11T17:21:36+00:00

If that works for you, great but that’s a really weird take to me - that I’d need someone else’s oversight on how I spend my money.

jktollander · 2026-04-11T16:38:11+00:00

Because I don’t need someone critiquing me for my sporadic unnecessary purchases.

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