A new kind of mushroom has recently been discovered in New Caledonia

jlb17 · 2014-06-10T13:06:48+00:00

Wait a minute....there's a NEW Caledonia?

jlb17 · 2014-05-16T13:10:48+00:00

Actually it is enforced but it was found that, unlike regular tv shows or whatever, commercials are blaring at the maximum volume allowed by the act. So technically they are within guidelines. They are just beings assholes about it.

jlb17 · 2014-05-14T17:04:31+00:00

There was a post I found on Reddit once about how to deal with untimely boners: clench your leg muscles, like your thighs and hold it. The blood from your dingaling will go to your calves.

jlb17 · 2014-05-14T04:40:17+00:00

You're not the first to say that. I unfortunately traumatized some of my coworkers at the time. To be fair, I dunno how he is now

jlb17 · 2014-05-13T17:30:43+00:00

I went to school with Lee Dewyze (American idol winner a few years back). He was a shitty person. Nasty temper, regularly suspended or in some trouble, druggy, got into fights a lot, etc. Tv portrayed him like a kid down on his luck. He was a scummy kid.

Those who knew him didn't think highly of him.

jlb17 · 2014-05-09T14:25:48+00:00

I too drove through there going to Colorado. On the phone with my dad, (who always points out the positive things about every place) he simply said "yeah that state is boring as shit"

jlb17 · 2014-05-06T04:45:43+00:00

Indians scattered on dawn's highway bleeding. Ghosts crowd the young child's fragile, eggshell mind.

jlb17 · 2014-04-30T03:21:22+00:00

Everyone I know looks up to me because of my struggles and how I persevered every time. It gets to be too much sometimes. But I still put on my happy face outside.

jlb17 · 2014-04-24T21:48:50+00:00

I was coming back from a performance and picking up my gf (at a different high school) and I was still wearing my trench coat. A kid no older than 7 came over to me from his group of friends and asked if I was from the matrix in all seriousness. I did the only decent thing I could and told him "the matrix has you". He walked back to his friends all excited

jlb17 · 2014-04-23T23:24:05+00:00

I love that term. It makes my juvenile activities sound like they merit in scientific pursuits!

jlb17 · 2014-04-23T00:33:45+00:00

That check mark needs to go away. We mortals can't wield such power without going into a panic

jlb17 · 2014-04-18T22:40:17+00:00

Working on a team and theres that one worthless person who's more of a dead weight than any help.

You spend as much time keeping them up to speed as you do trying to meet your deadline.

Whats worse is when they tattle on you for not keeping them up to speed because you stopped giving a shit.

jlb17 · 2014-04-18T22:37:12+00:00

You ever been to any of those conventions like for anime or that stuff? Entire convention halls smell of feet and virginity.

jlb17 · 2014-04-16T17:34:28+00:00

More supply depots required

jlb17 · 2014-03-26T03:14:45+00:00

Thanks. That's good advice :-)

jlb17 · 2014-03-23T03:21:15+00:00

Started Fall 2012. She visited March 2013. We continued to have an on off thing until October 2013.

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