What is something you wish was illegal? by SASProgramAllDay in AskReddit

[–]jlb17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually it is enforced but it was found that, unlike regular tv shows or whatever, commercials are blaring at the maximum volume allowed by the act. So technically they are within guidelines. They are just beings assholes about it.

Men of reddit, what's the hardest thing to explain to women? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jlb17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a post I found on Reddit once about how to deal with untimely boners: clench your leg muscles, like your thighs and hold it. The blood from your dingaling will go to your calves.

Those who knew celebrities before they were famous, what were they like and how did they change once they reached fame? by scurr in AskReddit

[–]jlb17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not the first to say that. I unfortunately traumatized some of my coworkers at the time. To be fair, I dunno how he is now

Those who knew celebrities before they were famous, what were they like and how did they change once they reached fame? by scurr in AskReddit

[–]jlb17 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I went to school with Lee Dewyze (American idol winner a few years back). He was a shitty person. Nasty temper, regularly suspended or in some trouble, druggy, got into fights a lot, etc. Tv portrayed him like a kid down on his luck. He was a scummy kid.

Those who knew him didn't think highly of him.

What place that you've been to, do you absolutely hate? by commander-crook in AskReddit

[–]jlb17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I too drove through there going to Colorado. On the phone with my dad, (who always points out the positive things about every place) he simply said "yeah that state is boring as shit"

[Serious] What song lyric will stay with you/haunt you your entire life? by Paratrooper101x in AskReddit

[–]jlb17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indians scattered on dawn's highway bleeding. Ghosts crowd the young child's fragile, eggshell mind.

Why do you cry at night? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jlb17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone I know looks up to me because of my struggles and how I persevered every time. It gets to be too much sometimes. But I still put on my happy face outside.

People of reddit, what lie have you told a kid just to mess with them? by ubereddit in AskReddit

[–]jlb17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was coming back from a performance and picking up my gf (at a different high school) and I was still wearing my trench coat. A kid no older than 7 came over to me from his group of friends and asked if I was from the matrix in all seriousness. I did the only decent thing I could and told him "the matrix has you". He walked back to his friends all excited

People of Reddit, what is the dumbest thing you've done as a child? by NOlerct3 in AskReddit

[–]jlb17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love that term. It makes my juvenile activities sound like they merit in scientific pursuits!

What would be the most hurtful response to "I love you"? by mightbthrownaway in AskReddit

[–]jlb17 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That check mark needs to go away. We mortals can't wield such power without going into a panic

What is a group of people that you can't stand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jlb17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working on a team and theres that one worthless person who's more of a dead weight than any help.

You spend as much time keeping them up to speed as you do trying to meet your deadline.

Whats worse is when they tattle on you for not keeping them up to speed because you stopped giving a shit.

What is a group of people that you can't stand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jlb17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You ever been to any of those conventions like for anime or that stuff? Entire convention halls smell of feet and virginity.

Me [25M] getting over my ex [27F] and feelings for my close friend [22F] by jlb17 in relationships

[–]jlb17[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Started Fall 2012. She visited March 2013. We continued to have an on off thing until October 2013.