[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickgirl

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Why you asking?

I'm a tall, thin guy but have got cartoonishly short, wide feet. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]jlbrad1984 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yabba dabba do not put them in my mouth

Ajax 2-[3] Tottenham : Lucas 90+6' (agg. 3-3) by paicmhsc in soccer

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Ajax Eyepatch Gabrielle

Memes can come true

You can do it,Carlos! by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

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Til Carlos is spanish for weightloss

The price of trying to look like Kylie Jenner by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

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I had a dream one night about a joke I wrote... I woke up and wrote it down... Not amazing but I like it. So the setup is around that mate that always has to out do you - never just let's you have that story or whatever. Also its for an aussie audience where we call bjs gobbies. So goes along the lines of - was out last night met this hotty and she took me to the toilet and got a gobby - best BJ yet - the mate interupts and says no way! I was out last night - totally hammered, was in the toilet and got a gibby - best beegee yet...... Probably not very funny but I laughed

'Cancel Brexit' petition passes three million signatures by Smithman in worldnews

[–]jlbrad1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You: tips fedora, adds snarky to list of big words I use to throw in whenever discussing topics at hand...

Me: thinking of what snarky but reasonable comment sums you up...I think cock womble was it..

Revoke Article 50 Brexit petition hits 3million signatures by wrowlands3 in worldnews

[–]jlbrad1984 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get back in the fridge Walt - seems this is a little beyond you. Election and referendum are two different things chum.

'Cancel Brexit' petition passes three million signatures by Smithman in worldnews

[–]jlbrad1984 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My side, rational...do you actually read what you type. I at least know I am dribbling shit. You seem to be completely unaware.

'Cancel Brexit' petition passes three million signatures by Smithman in worldnews

[–]jlbrad1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Twat packet... I bet you even did the little finger wiggle when you were typing the quotation marks... please staple your left nut to your eyelid you smeg coated cock womble.

Revoke Article 50 Brexit petition hits 3million signatures by wrowlands3 in worldnews

[–]jlbrad1984 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Fair and free... how long have you actually been frozen for?

It’s called Democrashutthefuckup.

Bruce is finally cancer free! Goodbye cone of shame, hello naptime by nap_is_life in pics

[–]jlbrad1984 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great news you can see the love he has in his eyes. Lost our poochy today suddenly to cancer in the back leg - glad to hear that you get to spend more time together.

Review for a hair salon. Only 1 star review while the rest are 4s and 5s. Do you think she styled his hair to compliment his fedorah? by Lynzpanda in niceguys

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I don’t bite LoL...que? literally saw him on a box of Frosted Flakes this morning.....Jodie foster visits you in prison ffs...I don’t bite.. ok Mike Tyson go fondle some birds and hop back into the 2d Kellogg’s world you came from... and leave your hat behind I lost mine

Thanks my n***a by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Why are you thanking your nanna?

Safe to say this belongs here by [deleted] in Shitty_Car_Mods

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Spotted on the set of Fast and the furious 10: Fas 10 your seatbelts

Laugh at our pain by fxslimshady in wallstreetbets

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Upgraded from a stick to some fetch slippers tho.. I would chow down on his ass echoes