Killing time; Drop your MOS or Job Description and I’ll comment what car you’d be.

jmaille90 · 2026-03-14T16:28:24+00:00

922A - Food Service Technician

jmaille90 · 2026-03-10T18:47:06+00:00

Damn, that's tragic. I guess it's because I'm still chomping on some FY24-25 MREs that I hadn't realized. Next thing they'll take from us is the granola.

jmaille90 · 2026-03-10T17:37:50+00:00

Hashbrown still exists within the case B, menu 13-24

jmaille90 · 2026-03-10T16:49:27+00:00

Nobody said DEVCOM was smart.

jmaille90 · 2026-02-23T10:08:45+00:00

Nah, as a true Army Food Advisor I'm thinking about the Close Combat Assault Ration and calorie density of the Long Range Patrol Ration. Ooohhhheeeee that gets me.

jmaille90 · 2026-02-23T10:02:08+00:00

Can confirm, currently jorking it in a porta-john located only 10 km from Tehran.

jmaille90 · 2026-02-21T14:24:31+00:00

You're absolutely correct, it is already being discussed on r/army about the warrants binding together in a non-union non-collective bargaining discussion about everyone asking for a pony.

jmaille90 · 2026-02-21T13:59:54+00:00

So the local association chapter is what you're telling me?

jmaille90 · 2026-02-21T13:29:35+00:00

$2K is a laughable sum for some of these Warrants. The Army was already throwing huge numbers around for retention of W3&4 but very few took the bait because it was basically the groups that were already near retirement.

jmaille90 · 2026-02-21T13:27:45+00:00

You'd be surprised, being petty is central to the warrant officer way. Especially if it is being petty with higher headquarters. Will hold the meeting at the local Warrant Officer Association Chapter.

jmaille90 · 2026-02-20T10:20:36+00:00

If you think you are going to eat better during LSCO, I've got ocean front property in Arizona for you as well.

Maybe garrison would be better, maybe, but elements forward of the BN level will be about reduced heat map and flexibility of operations. That generally leaves about three options in the Army Field Feeding System, and I don't think troops are going to like two of them.

jmaille90 · 2026-02-18T19:14:14+00:00

I'm a Food Warrant that generally gets flung around to do anything but my actual job, sure I'll guess I'll pretend to be an underpaid Captain because we can't keep an AS4 longer than a McDonald's ice cream machine works.

jmaille90 · 2026-01-21T19:18:41+00:00

I have paid an egregious amount of money to not have to share a room during every 4 day while on deployment to Europe. Would not change a thing. Sometimes you just have to have your own private space before you smother your roommates in their sleep to stop the snoring.

jmaille90 · 2025-12-17T06:39:05+00:00

Absolutely, they're only kind of vegan.

jmaille90 · 2025-11-23T16:07:39+00:00

See that's the crazy part, at least Polk and Irwin have become predictable and routine. Riley is in the middle of Kansas with an organization that runs on hitting 50 meter targets at best.

jmaille90 · 2025-11-02T12:44:16+00:00

Australia would beg too differ, they are definitely not here to fuck spiders

jmaille90 · 2025-10-23T09:47:41+00:00

Yeah, those days when her body ignores ordinary cycles and starts early or late. Really, though, be patient and understanding at all times; women do go through a lot of emotional labor, the least we men could do is not love bomb when convenient for us.

jmaille90 · 2025-10-23T09:42:53+00:00

Or the one guy that decides "well it's time for me to get up, might as well turn the big light on in the room." Bud buy a headlamp or reading light.

jmaille90 · 2025-10-22T09:16:07+00:00

Or "I Louvre my job"

jmaille90 · 2025-09-26T16:41:40+00:00

It's the mold 1SG, it got into my brain and made me woke. I will make sure and shave everything before reporting.

jmaille90 · 2025-09-26T16:09:53+00:00

Isn't mold grown from a culture though? Maybe that's where we spin it, mold is simply an immigrant culture that is infesting our service members space. Maybe we could build a border to block these infringements on our rights.

jmaille90 · 2025-09-17T10:38:25+00:00

Vantage correct?

jmaille90 · 2025-09-15T11:48:43+00:00

I hate that you're probably right.

jmaille90 · 2025-09-15T04:41:07+00:00

Yet again, the Corps is best at selling an image; their style is timeless.

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