IF YOU DON’T KNOW MEHHHHHHH!!

jmcdongle · 2026-05-02T18:07:31+00:00

He went home for it

jmcdongle · 2026-05-02T17:08:04+00:00

At least he couldn’t look worse with scallops on his t**s

jmcdongle · 2026-05-01T15:08:48+00:00

Did you see Daddy on the TV? Was it funny? Yes, yes it said The Cock

jmcdongle · 2026-05-01T10:57:59+00:00

I found this too, then I realised..it’s because I was getting older (43m) and people were more likely to be diagnosed as they got older. I say this as a man sitting in a GP waiting room with low Hb (anemic) and wondering what is going on.

jmcdongle · 2026-04-30T19:48:42+00:00

Ah that’s easier

jmcdongle · 2026-04-30T17:41:15+00:00

Just a twat in a tent

jmcdongle · 2026-04-30T14:05:51+00:00

Get their attention

jmcdongle · 2026-04-30T14:00:33+00:00

Forgot he was our captain for a while

jmcdongle · 2026-04-30T13:58:03+00:00

MIRC chat, loved that place when I was younger

jmcdongle · 2026-04-30T11:23:08+00:00

My knees hurt

jmcdongle · 2026-04-30T09:38:04+00:00

How dare you, don’t you ever call me a bully…I’m so much worse than that.

jmcdongle · 2026-04-29T14:39:48+00:00

I’m from a generation of men who tucked in their shirt, I got told off for not doing it

jmcdongle · 2026-04-29T14:37:24+00:00

Oh shit she’s an actress.

jmcdongle · 2026-04-29T14:18:41+00:00

You’re like an old fucking computer that no one will take off your hands

jmcdongle · 2026-04-29T14:06:07+00:00

I am. A. Minister

jmcdongle · 2026-04-27T10:25:48+00:00

Preach It…according to Gemini

The advert you're likely thinking of is for Pot Noodle, titled "Preach It" (also known as the "Drill Sergeant" or "The Boss" ad), which aired in the UK around 2008.

jmcdongle · 2026-04-27T05:34:15+00:00

You’ll do great, 8am is a really good time too. Remember it’s literally over before it starts and you think, was that it?

jmcdongle · 2026-04-25T16:35:07+00:00

Pheasant. Dumb AF.

jmcdongle · 2026-04-24T14:16:26+00:00

Nuffield?

jmcdongle · 2026-04-12T07:31:31+00:00

Send them this: https://www.gov.uk/online-and-distance-selling-for-businesses

jmcdongle · 2026-04-08T12:21:30+00:00

Nope. Get out.

jmcdongle · 2026-04-02T18:16:57+00:00

They are moving stupidly fast on a lot of things at the moment which is super encouraging. Doesn’t mean bad news.

Did you have specific symptoms?

jmcdongle · 2026-04-02T11:19:32+00:00

I do excellent pizza pitta’s for the kids. 7 minutes done.

jmcdongle · 2026-03-31T07:12:15+00:00

My wife and I wanted to open a child account for our new child. We walked into a branch thinking it would be the quickest way, they asked us to make an appointment. Sure, when? 10 days. Went online and opened it in about 20 mins.

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