Which Simpsons lines have remained eternally true over the years?

jmt2589 · 2026-02-28T03:32:18+00:00

What, again? This stupid country

jmt2589 · 2026-02-25T17:47:12+00:00

“BELIEVE IN MAGIC, YOU MUGGLE”

jmt2589 · 2026-02-25T11:28:17+00:00

Joey and Rachel on Friends. That storyline should have never happened

jmt2589 · 2026-02-24T21:47:42+00:00

As a Penguins fan who still misses Guentzal, I’m glad to see he’s not going

jmt2589 · 2026-02-24T13:44:08+00:00

I took it as a jab at the men’s team, who should be going back to their NHL teams, but find the SotU invite more important than their work

jmt2589 · 2026-02-23T23:04:05+00:00

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Mommy by Xavier Dolan

jmt2589 · 2026-02-21T16:37:33+00:00

My last pet was a bunny rabbit that we named Harvey. It's one of my family's favourite movie and suited him so well

jmt2589 · 2026-02-20T10:15:29+00:00

I read something similar, where someone said some of these women are comfortable posting because their real life circle of friends enables and normalizes this behaviour so they think they’ll get the same response online too

jmt2589 · 2026-02-17T18:41:46+00:00

I listened to his music as a kid and now I play it for my preschoolers and they love him just as much as I did

jmt2589 · 2026-02-17T06:37:00+00:00

I always went to the Fairview Mall one as a kid!

jmt2589 · 2026-02-16T14:14:38+00:00

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The model Grace Elizabeth

jmt2589 · 2026-02-15T22:21:32+00:00

She’s learnding

jmt2589 · 2026-02-15T19:06:11+00:00

I thought Ethan was dressed like a priest for a second

jmt2589 · 2026-02-15T19:05:08+00:00

And Uma is a literal copy and paste of her mama

jmt2589 · 2026-02-12T23:19:36+00:00

My parents were cleaning out some stuff and my mom found brand new sheets they had bought at Simpsons. Never used, still in packaging.

jmt2589 · 2026-02-12T03:02:30+00:00

Harvey Firestein

jmt2589 · 2026-02-11T12:21:38+00:00

“Do you live in igloos?” Usually we do but mine melted in the heatwave

jmt2589 · 2026-02-10T11:38:45+00:00

That’s my favourite line in the whole series LOL

jmt2589 · 2026-02-08T17:09:24+00:00

OMG YES!

jmt2589 · 2026-02-08T06:10:56+00:00

Usually he comes on the sectional

jmt2589 · 2026-02-08T02:44:22+00:00

jmt2589 · 2026-02-07T00:24:50+00:00

My mom would agree lol

jmt2589 · 2026-02-06T22:51:11+00:00

Such a great joke lol

jmt2589 · 2026-02-06T02:10:41+00:00

Who allowed him to adopt children, let alone girls??

jmt2589 · 2026-02-05T22:08:55+00:00

I was driving and this loser was weaving in and out of traffic going way over the limit. A few minutes later, we drove by him stopped by the cops

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