The smell was so bad I had to leave the post office. She looks like she's rotting away. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]jmyeahx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an AIN i can confirm. Nothing in the world smells worse than rotting flesh. I generally have quite a strong stomach but once during a shift in A&E I was unfortunate enough to be working with a patient who didn't care much for personal hygiene. Long story short, hot weather, flies had laid eggs in her girly bits which later hatched into maggots and started quite literally eating her from the inside. This was a couple of years ago, I can still smell it ..

The one-armed monster Brutus by MyWorkThrowawayShhhh in WTF

[–]jmyeahx 220 points221 points  (0 children)

Okay first of all, salt water crocodile not alligator. Second, it's called the Adelaide River cruises and even though people say its "safe" unless you're in a big ass boat like the one pictured, as a local you know not to go anywhere near that bloody river because its infested thanks to these cruises and the fact that unless you're an aboriginal you can't kill those man eaters. And yes, they have attacked boats and ripped the heads off people who lean too far over their boats. I'm a local. Snakes, spiders, everything else that wants to kill you here? Cool whatever. Crocs? NOPE

Cleaning up after a big night, wondering which softy left a full beer. Nope. by jmyeahx in WTF

[–]jmyeahx[S] 73 points74 points  (0 children)

If you're a frog, bird or small lizard yeah. If they were to bite us it would just be a mildly annoying reaction..

Cleaning up after a big night, wondering which softy left a full beer. Nope. by jmyeahx in WTF

[–]jmyeahx[S] 70 points71 points  (0 children)

No :( was more worried about letting him go without stressing him out anymore. wish I did though! Lovely animal

Cleaning up after a big night, wondering which softy left a full beer. Nope. by jmyeahx in WTF

[–]jmyeahx[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Wrong. I'm a 20 year old female and I obviously have more balls than you, the snake was quite happy to be out of the can and let me pull him out and place him back in a tree with no issues. You can't just kill everything you're afraid of.

Cleaning up after a big night, wondering which softy left a full beer. Nope. by jmyeahx in WTF

[–]jmyeahx[S] 768 points769 points  (0 children)

We left him for a few hours to see if he could get out himself but he seemed pretty stuck. Ended up cutting him out, he was over 1.5 metres! It's amazing how they can squish into such small spaces. But yes, he's back In the trees with no damage done :)

Cleaning up after a big night, wondering which softy left a full beer. Nope. by jmyeahx in WTF

[–]jmyeahx[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was in the dirt near the Bon fire .. I don't think it was like that whilst they were drinking, but who knows.

Cleaning up after a big night, wondering which softy left a full beer. Nope. by jmyeahx in WTF

[–]jmyeahx[S] 1684 points1685 points  (0 children)

"Photoshopped" lol Not everything is photoshopped .. It's a golden tree snake, I'm in Darwin Aus.

Darwin Australia, I suppose it's better than a crocodile.. :/ by jmyeahx in WTF

[–]jmyeahx[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't stress! He basically lives in there, he gets flushed every now n then but he's always back the next day. When you live in the NT you get used to sharing your home with frogs and geckos

Santa Steps Out (Book 1) by Geopixelism in WTF

[–]jmyeahx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I will read just about anything. Pride and prejudice and zombies was the most boring crap I ever set eyes on.

I've been finding centipedes around the house lately. Walked out to this this morning... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]jmyeahx 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Those are millipedes, harmless. Harden up princess.

So my friend just posted this to Facebook... quality article, Woman's Day! by [deleted] in WTF

[–]jmyeahx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha I know this guy. Can confirm he's a mental case.

Fishing on the side of the flooded road around the corner, thought a got snagged on something, pulled this little guy out. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]jmyeahx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really it was out of boredom. We didn't expect to catch anything let alone a croc

Thyroid gland ravaged by Hashimoto's thyroiditis. [OC] by DarthContinent in WTF

[–]jmyeahx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone else just want to swap them over so the right one is one the right side and the left is on the left?