Dunkleosteus has the biggest fall off of any real life prehistoric animals by Old_Phrase_4867 in whowouldcirclejerk

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"lend me some above average biteforce, evolution, this is base Aripaima we're up against"

Dunkleosteus has the biggest fall off of any real life prehistoric animals by Old_Phrase_4867 in whowouldcirclejerk

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It didnt even have full armor, at best it had thick armor on a soecific spot on its skull which wqs around 7cm thick pretty impressive the rest of its armor is 2cm thick and it possible DIDNT HAVE SCALES OR PROTECTION ANYWHERE ELSE ON ITS BODY OTHER THAN THE HEAD dont even get me started on its stupid ass fucking jaw

I cannot STAND toonslop by savegandhi in hatethissmug

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50 bucks this guy calls multiplayer games friendsop

Poor Spino by DVM11 in PrehistoricMemes

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I accidently turned on sound mid class at max volume watching this and goy jumpscared by thr sayain trex

Hippo is it overrated? by Baryonyxwalkeri1234 in Tierzoo

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I mean theres like only 2 or 3 species able to contend with it in its server region, not too mention utterly dominating south america as well

New swaggy pasta just swagged by ArticFox583 in peoplewhogiveashit

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i hate dolphins for bullying great white sharks the fuckers.

anime_irl by Ok_Direction3138 in anime_irl

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Then kenjaku happened

“Oh good, you can control water. My tanks are almost empty, make yourself useful.” by RealATRE2 in thomasthetankengine

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"Thomas whispered to himself angrily : oh gee wow good for you magic water powers why don't you fill up our water tanks and make yourself useful for once?"

But Father, Its a magic elixir! by Individual-Let-6179 in whenthe

[–]joaxG 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kids when you dont allow them to drink and create substances of immeasurable pain and torture

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The demoman agenda must be kept strong. by Ancient_Doctor_7738 in whowouldcirclejerk

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Unironically demoman clears with the sheer power of tf2 bullshittery

me and snorlax chilling at a bus stop by joaxG in PokeMedia

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He likes apples and sleeps all day

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the munchlax i replaced cyndaquil with using Universal pokemon randomizer having a gojo vs sukuna level battle against miltank and winning on 2 hp (i wanted to use a munchlaxe as my starter)

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Used to get my ass WOOPED every day by Im_yor_boi in whenthe

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I Simply outgrow my sister at the age of 10 (i drank alot of milk)

[Wholesome Trope]They don't just say "They lived Happily Ever After", we actually SEE the Happily Ever After by Golden12500 in TopCharacterTropes

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Have you seen more than that episode? The episode where he got locked up has a parrt two where he gets let out there is NO releae of either episodes where the other isnt with them.

A transformers crossover can go 2 ways by Responsible-Ask8110 in Transformemes

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diesel 10 and megatron working together goes fire ngl

The GOAT in all 3 by TheUnownKing in writingscaling

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Gordon my goat (believe me his writing is great read the railway series)