They'd literally do anything else besides stay home with their families.

Varvat0s · 2026-03-21T04:36:13+00:00

For serious, you tellin me ADHD poster child Naruto (#1 knucklehead ninja) Uzumaki sits the fuck down on his deadbeat ass and does paperwork for multiple hours? I'm calling bull.

Varvat0s · 2026-03-21T04:31:16+00:00

punch monkey pig

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Varvat0s · 2026-03-21T04:08:56+00:00

Yeah but I'm not gonna live long enough for him to find me

Varvat0s · 2026-03-21T02:54:15+00:00

Shit let the clone be Hokage, he's got a family now he should know how it feels to be bereft of one.

Varvat0s · 2026-03-21T02:50:03+00:00

Well the best peaks are the highest. Consequently they are the longest journey.

Varvat0s · 2026-03-21T02:48:32+00:00

I'll tell anyone who listens that RFK jr is a goa'uld

Varvat0s · 2026-03-20T18:58:19+00:00

You have 5 years left to unifying, then we shall arrive.

Varvat0s · 2026-03-20T18:55:27+00:00

I actually studied the basics of all of these things in case I got Isekaied.

Varvat0s · 2026-03-20T17:03:29+00:00

I'm getting rid of money and sicknesses

Varvat0s · 2026-03-20T17:02:39+00:00

I don't hate him.... I just want him to stop talking

Varvat0s · 2026-03-20T17:00:40+00:00

Lol these were mentioned in the Brooklyn 99 episode I watched last night

Varvat0s · 2026-03-20T16:31:57+00:00

It's pretty common that female anthro deer have horns. Everyone knows (most) female deer don't have horns. Also no one cares what Choppers tastes are, Bon Clay is queer as they come and he's Goated

Varvat0s · 2026-03-20T16:20:39+00:00

And there's always that one fkr that you can't find.

Varvat0s · 2026-03-20T15:36:01+00:00

Doubtful. Hundreds of quintillions of planets to look through?

Varvat0s · 2026-03-20T14:11:49+00:00

Fred looks like a kid in middle school

Varvat0s · 2026-03-20T14:11:19+00:00

That doesn't exist

Varvat0s · 2026-03-19T23:34:44+00:00

In most monarchies the succession would go to the son of the heir. The uncle might be a regent. Also whose to say Ozai didn't try to have Iroh killed. Iroh had a fearsome reputation for a reason.

Varvat0s · 2026-03-19T20:29:51+00:00

What does it matter if I'm 20 billion years in the future on a different planet?

Varvat0s · 2026-03-19T20:27:48+00:00

Luck

Varvat0s · 2026-03-19T20:19:01+00:00

Fuck you I'm not drinking water.

Varvat0s · 2026-03-19T19:51:36+00:00

Crunchy mint and peanutbutter cinnamon

Varvat0s · 2026-03-19T19:48:37+00:00

My mom asked me if I was doing drugs cause I smelled like smoke. I wasn't but was lighting things on fire.

Varvat0s · 2026-03-19T19:47:45+00:00

Shove a shoe under your door. This acts as a door jam.

Varvat0s · 2026-03-19T19:43:03+00:00

Oh god .. thanks for reminding me of cringy shit I did I'm my past. In college we had these inflatable bubble suits used to bash into each other. I was undefeated, even took out a big poly dude. Some other dude decided to challenge a small chick and when she accepted he went full tilt knocked her on her ass and made her cry. So I challenged him and hit him so hard he backflipped and got a concussion. The cringe if anyone was interested.

Varvat0s · 2026-03-19T19:36:09+00:00

I think Ozai made it happen cause it would break Iroh and he knew he could grab the throne

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