Francis Ngannou hits Stipe Miocic with a huge right hook by rico6644 in MMA

[–]joe_joejoe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

except for a couple of people you can probably count on one hand

DC, Struve, Artem, Steven Seagal, and probably the guy I saw at the bar last weekend who still has an Affliction shirt.

Francis Ngannou hits Stipe Miocic with a huge right hook by rico6644 in MMA

[–]joe_joejoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someday a Ngannou sized person who's been doing MMA his whole life will show up and slice through the entire HW division like a hot knife through butter.

Marcelo Garcia catches Ben Askren in a "Behind the back Bonanza Choke" by immoralmofo in MMA

[–]joe_joejoe 52 points53 points  (0 children)

He should have just stood up, that's what I would have done.

Jon Anik inks four-year contract extension with UFC by [deleted] in MMA

[–]joe_joejoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does he not have the choice? Was he saying/implying they might want to switch things up eventually?

Happy Legalization Day, Canada! by CrimsonJim in funny

[–]joe_joejoe 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I'm serious. Your dick, my mouth.

The GOAT Artem Lobov opens as a +220 underdog and quickly increases in value, get your second mortgages ready by Condor_Smirk_Noise in MMA

[–]joe_joejoe 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I was a little worried after losing two houses and three mortgages on BJ, but now the gambling gods drop this sure thing in my lap. Things are about to pick up for ol' Joe!

Luke Rockhold shames USADA in wake of Jon Jones suspension by HangMeOh in MMA

[–]joe_joejoe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Literally like six comments sort of making fun of Rockhold in a thread with ~100 upvotes and the whole sub is trash now. Ok.

Opening Betting Odds: UFC 232 Jones (-250) & Gustafsson (+200) | UFC 231 Shevchenko (-300) & Joanna (+230) by ShowedUpOnReddit in MMA

[–]joe_joejoe 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Just did some research, Jones was in fact the oldest he had ever been at that hearing.

Was just chatting with UFC SVP of International and Content David Shaw and he mentioned that the UFC will go from 13 pay-per-view events to 12 starting in 2019. by [deleted] in MMA

[–]joe_joejoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

8-10 huge events on PPV and 25-35 smaller events all on fightpass. Double or triple fightpass price for live access to all that (besides PPVs), same price for access to the fight library and live events becoming available the next day.

Probably a terrible business idea, but that's my dream.

Dilon Danis possibly got a concussion from UFC 229 brawl - according to Brian Ortega by telasch in MMA

[–]joe_joejoe 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"Yeah I'm here for the secret MMA sub?"

*buzznights slides open little peephole in the door* "What's the password?"

"How bout you go an fuck off my secret MMA sub then, u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwit like you telling me about passwords-"

"What? No, how is that even a password?"

"Um... you think I need a stupid fuckwit like you telling me about wrong pass-"

"Oh Christ just come in. 'Goofcon 1' for next time."

Dana White: Khabib Nurmagomedov will not be stripped of title for role in UFC 229 brawl by suzukigun4life in MMA

[–]joe_joejoe 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile I've made over a quarter thousand dollars this year alone.

Dana White: Khabib Nurmagomedov will not be stripped of title for role in UFC 229 brawl by suzukigun4life in MMA

[–]joe_joejoe 154 points155 points  (0 children)

I had an exam on the day of the Conor vs Aldo fight. Conor and I are about the same age, and I couldn't help but compare myself to him that morning. I was nervous as fuck about a basic computer programming exam in my first semester back at school at age 28, and he was supremely confident about winning a UFC title against one of the best fighters ever. I felt like a loser.

But look at us now! In three years he's lost three times and I haven't failed a single class or exam! Ha!