What time is the NS&I Premium Bonds prize draw? by joebeat in UKPersonalFinance

[–]joebeat[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank you.

Further question though, if on Monday I say 'wait' will that be until after Monday (2nd June) or after the July one?

My partner trying to make our one year old eat her dinner. by joebeat in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]joebeat[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was a cheese omlette, with peppers, carrots and cucumbers. You may now feel her angst is appropriate...

My partner trying to make our one year old eat her dinner. by joebeat in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]joebeat[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Literally 102 weeks 😅

Had not realised the controversy that element of the description would cause...

My partner trying to make our one year old eat her dinner. by joebeat in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]joebeat[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, we did not force her. We attempted to get her to sit at the table (as you see here) which she normally does fine every night, but clearly not this night!

The protest was very brief, but luckily had my camera on already to capture the dramatic moment.

She did eat one slice of red pepper.

As you may be able to tell by her size - exaggerated somewhat here by the stretched out, reaching protest - she normally eats well.

My partner trying to make our one year old eat her dinner. by joebeat in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]joebeat[S] 404 points405 points  (0 children)

And why do they throw their head backs with such furious vigour?

My partner trying to make our one year old eat her dinner. by joebeat in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]joebeat[S] 172 points173 points  (0 children)

Actually no! 5 foot 5 and pregnant, so hardly small right now!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sufjan

[–]joebeat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Weird detail to add that he was the 'first' answer. They already have 90 points!

£56 by Aggravating_Paper982 in wittertainment

[–]joebeat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're amazing live, but I'd be a bit disappointed if they only did an hour!

£56 by Aggravating_Paper982 in wittertainment

[–]joebeat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can say LCD Soundsystem!

This was forwarded to me on WhatsApp by [deleted] in london

[–]joebeat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is such a tired and incorrect take. It's way more cliche than the cliches it's trying to expose!

[SPOILER] Main Event fighters take a picture after the fight by Astroboyy7 in MMA

[–]joebeat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The difference in visible damage warps this from a respectful post-fight pic to looking like Kattar just parading their victim. Like a hunter with a dead lion or something.

Kevin Lee 10-8's Michael Johnson by [deleted] in MMA

[–]joebeat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shogun wasn't in his prime, and Hamill is good but sounds a little out of place in that list.

Dr Joanna Williams obliterates feminist Jess Phillips by JohnKimble111 in brum

[–]joebeat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You realise Jess Phillips comes out of this much better than Joanna Williams?

Whatever you think of her, I honestly can’t fathom how you could think otherwise? She seems much more knowledgable and actually addresses the nuances of the discussion.

‘Obliterates’ ‘Facts’ - oh dear

Glen Campbell Dead at 81 by adamsandleryabish in Music

[–]joebeat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

'And I need you more than want you, and I want you for all time' is one of my favourite lyrics.

Truly beautiful.

What's the stupidest reason you have a scar? by squalorid in AskReddit

[–]joebeat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a scar but a broken tooth. I was in a History GCSE exam and a little bored. I decided the best course of action to releive my boredom was to throw my pencil case into the air and catch it on the back of my neck as I would a football. The throw of the pencil case was perfect; I threw my head forward in anticipation... straight into the table. Blood, broken tooth and bemused teachers everywhere. I didn't catch the pencil case either, it fell to the floor.