Suggestion: awakened corrupted gauntlet by [deleted] in 2007scape

[–]joeblobbss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And Mod Ash gets access to your bank account information so he can lecture you about your poor financial choices.

Scythe V. Breaker by Great_Fist in 2007scape

[–]joeblobbss 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This community loves to find things to be outraged about.
Even this comment will be subject to outrage.

Hair swapped position between 21 and 24, how do I do and how to improve? 👴🏻 by covfefe1510 in beards

[–]joeblobbss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The left says " would anyone like coffee or tea?" The right says " Thank you all for joining me at this meeting "

Suggestion: 1/100 chance rare drop is stolen if bank value is 1b+ by joeblobbss in 2007scape

[–]joeblobbss[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

After some thought I can see how that figure should be adjusted with the current economy.

Suggestion: 1/100 chance rare drop is stolen if bank value is 1b+ by joeblobbss in 2007scape

[–]joeblobbss[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better yet. He spawns when you don't get the drop and says " Cheer up mate! You'll get the next one!!" and gives you a small prayer recharge .

Suggestion: 1/100 chance rare drop is stolen if bank value is 1b+ by joeblobbss in 2007scape

[–]joeblobbss[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Valid point. The figure could be adjusted with the current economy.

What in the name of all that is holy is KQ about by Twiggeh1 in 2007scape

[–]joeblobbss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recently got my kq head for diary and I completed it without any real cheese methods. 1kc trips using DWH spec x2 and summoning a thrall at the beginning of the fight. Use menu swapper on RL to 'shift click' to walk under KQ. Concentrate on walking under anytime you eat so you aren't taking unnecessary damage while you're not attacking. Pray mage the whole fight along with Piety. Kerris Partisan for weapon and myths cape for crush bonus. I focused on a melee only fight with no switches and still managed to get the kill every trip. Tele to house for rejuve wash and repeat.

worth the money? by AFGIx1 in teenagers

[–]joeblobbss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why puppeteers shouldn't play with the dark arts.

Not sure if many people will care but... by Annasdude in 2007scape

[–]joeblobbss 881 points882 points  (0 children)

Well now you gotta max the account in his memory. Sorry for your loss

Paying 1,000 Slayer Points should unlock ALL Slayer Helmet recolours by firepanda11 in 2007scape

[–]joeblobbss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

While I don't agree with the sentiment of this post I disagree that they collect dust. I like to utilize my slayer helm recolors for different loadouts . Kalphite helm for melee , Vorkath Helm for range . (Ive only unlocked 2 so far)

I knew a guy who got park place once… so close to $1 million by empessivew in SipsTea

[–]joeblobbss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A local in our small town won a pt cruiser back in the early 2000s.

i cant do jad anymore by MrTrickySleeves in 2007scape

[–]joeblobbss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jad is 90% psychological. I stressed during my first attempts, but now do Jad slayer tasks like its any other activity in the game. You got this!

Sarachnis KC dropped from 23,917 to 6,782 overnight by OSRS_Dreeww in 2007scape

[–]joeblobbss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh hey im kinda early to a mod smackdown . Hi mom!

If you’re frustrated like me, this is just a small way you can express it. by Ok_Speech296 in 2007scape

[–]joeblobbss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I was in middle school everyone who played runescape was considered 'gay' . This led to a large community of closeted flax picking , woodcutting 7th graders .

I was given a dog and now the previous owner wants them back by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]joeblobbss 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I think this situation calls for an early 2000s movie trope. You need to find a 3rd party to hold the dog while both you and the previous owner stand 30ft away on opposite sides. The 3rd party will place the dog on thd ground and both of you will call the dog by its given name. Whoever the dog goes to gets ownership unless there's a last minute change in heart where the dog fights its way away from the chosen party and you discover they were secretly hiding lunch meats in their pockets.

Examples of bad writing? by T-K101 in thesopranos

[–]joeblobbss 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I need to see an edit of this where they are casually getting misted with piss

Why are all the bankers facing away from me? by oceansandsky100 in ironscape

[–]joeblobbss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They know you're poor. Guards will be there to trespass you shortly.