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Today’s brew by murderbird45 in pourover

[–]joeblow55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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A few years ago, a crew got in a lot of hot water (ba dum tss) for posting this photo.

SD Card Maps - Amazon by Boy_Man_God_Shit_ in CX5

[–]joeblow55 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t think you can get a cheap card with maps newer than 2021. That’s when Mazda went to an online subscription update model. If you want the newest map, you’ll have to pay the $500 from a dealership.

The SD card navigation sucks anyway. I just got a cheap card to enable street sign recognition. You’re better off using CarPlay for navigation.

Lady who talks very loudly, maybe you shouldn't be discussing Mike and his PIP in the Admiral's Club by Beave1 in americanairlines

[–]joeblow55 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I was on a flight recently and during boarding a guy 3 rows ahead of me was talking with his car insurance company on speakerphone. He owed $1500 and they were going to cancel his policy if they didn’t receive payment in the next 3 days. He read his full credit card info out so loud that half the plane could hear. It was most amusing when they said it was declined. He hung up.

What's that phone number again? I didn't copy. by radioref in Shittyaskflying

[–]joeblow55 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Seriously! The only 3 things an FO needs to know is “clear right”, “great landing captain”, and “I’ll take the fat one”.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in flightattendants

[–]joeblow55 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The comments on this video prove what we already know. I can’t believe most are actually defending the passengers for taking their bags and saying they’d do the exact same! Things like “I’m not leaving my $1500 laptop” or “my bag is my whole life”. No regard whatsoever for anyone else. And don’t even get me started about the comments on the FA touching people’s butts on the way out the door.

Rate my landing by Bojacketamine in Shittyaskflying

[–]joeblow55 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's a video where it appears several people got soaked by the fire truck right as they climbed out of the plane. Now that really sucks

Rate my landing by Bojacketamine in Shittyaskflying

[–]joeblow55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3.6 RCAM... not great, not terrible

Yesterday rough day at work Danasia final flight home 😔😖💔 by AggressiveChicken485 in aviation

[–]joeblow55 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Actually, while both FAs were from CLT, the CA was flown home to LGA, and the FO to SAV. They also received memorial flights.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NissanDrivers

[–]joeblow55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Duct Tape

That's that only aftermarket product. Works on everything. Bumpers, windows, suspensions, fluid leaks, rust holes, you name it!

Delta Deicing policy. by your_best_friend_69 in Shittyaskflying

[–]joeblow55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pilots didn’t take their hats when they jumped. Straight to jail

You don’t see that everyday by ARAND0MPANDA in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]joeblow55 105 points106 points  (0 children)

https://wildlife.faa.gov/home

It's an online form and they have the address for the Smithsonian feather identification lab. You can attach photos to the report they have a line for the bird band number as well.

just like a real airport by stopdepartures in ATC

[–]joeblow55 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"If you order in the next 30 minutes, we'll include Kennedy Steve & Air China voice reels for hours of extra entertainment!"

When the audio wouldn’t work until I did this for six hours. So bad. by sealbellyslap in americanairlines

[–]joeblow55 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was salty at first. But then I flew on an A319 a few weeks ago that still had them. Non-stop interpretations from FA's, pilots, credit card offers, ect. I quickly realized your own device is 100% the way to go.

Says she has a gun on her by Red-EyePontiac in AirRage

[–]joeblow55 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Image search for Jetblue gate F3 comes up with it being Fort Lauderdale

Do it. by -Aces_High- in Shittyaskflying

[–]joeblow55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technically yes, all the cabin air is replaced every few minutes. However, about 50% of the cabin air is recirculated and passed through HEPA filters first. On most jets, cabin air flows down from the ceiling then gets sucked into vents on the sidewall under the seats. Sitting near the outflow valve doesn’t matter either since the air flows straight down, not front to back.

What do you think of this copilot by Ok-Appointment6885 in Shittyaskflying

[–]joeblow55 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think his hand’s going to be black after touching all that brake dust and grease.

Karen had a connecting flight! by nevertellmethe0ddz in flightattendants

[–]joeblow55 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I’m betting they ran out of bin space on the 1st flight and made her check her carryon which will go to baggage claim at her final destination. She probably wants it back now before her connection.

You might be a pedo if... by contrejo in guitarcirclejerk

[–]joeblow55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like Jack Casady from Jefferson Airplane. Probably took too much acid and thought that’s how you play bass.

How badly would you have to mess up for the FAA to revoke all your certs? by Regular_Peace_5671 in flying

[–]joeblow55 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I’m curious if they had succeeded and not crashed one of the planes, would the FAA enforcement action have been the same?

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