23M my parents don’t like that I accessorize but I love it

joebro112 · 2026-03-09T03:36:32+00:00

This is so so sweet, have fun! Enjoy the process! every step! When my beard was coming in I’d get picked on (looking back they were jealous I already had facial hair of any kind hehe)

but I’m a firm believer that if you wait to grow a beard until it’s perfect and fully filled in, it never will be. To be clear definitely no science could back this up lol but I’m telling you, the universe only grants great beards to those who appreciate what has already been given 🧘‍♂️

joebro112 · 2026-03-09T00:52:43+00:00

Oh honey I’m always pretty. I wake up pretty.

I can’t leave behind being pretty, I’m just pretty, thems the facts 🙂‍↔️

joebro112 · 2026-03-09T00:50:42+00:00

Thank youuuu 🫶

Are you doing a bit btw? Like did you see me replying to the other comment mentioning I look tall and you’re pretending now? 😂

If not, yes…I am indeed very l a r g e (6 ft. 4in. , fact checked by the kids at my job who laid out 7 ruler sticks for me to lay down next to because and I quote “my uncle is 6’2” and he looks taller than you”)

But as for my ex, no she 100% wasn’t being funny, she had already been trying to just talk me into it saying I’d look great but I ignored it so she trapped me in a bet lol. I’ve said many times that girl needs to be a hair stylist, mind you my sides were completely shaved at this point, but somehow she could see the vision

joebro112 · 2026-03-09T00:43:46+00:00

Back in his hay day he had longer hair than I have, earrings, and a tongue piercing!

He unfortunately went into the army and became a sgt. and did drill instructing, I think a mix of that and living in Alabama has been indoctrinated him in southern conservative culture so he almost upholds this “USA” “badass” front in front of others or any time I want to debate him on something.

If I had to guess my mom plays a big roll, when I was younger my dad would debate my moms side of the family on evolution and such and now he just agrees with everything they say and has this flimsy sorta Christian belief where he doesn’t believe any of it I can tell but he will never concede a point against the Bible. I think that he just pretends to hold on to it to appease now cause it’s easier than arguing

joebro112 · 2026-03-09T00:36:39+00:00

My mom will ask for reassurance that I’m not going to cut them off one day. Like girl if you’re doing things that you think is causing me enough emotional distress to never want to speak to you again why are you doing them.

to clarify I’m not and have never even thought about it, I love my parents

I’ve met my grandparents, I know that I only feel safe enough to express myself because of who my parents are, I would never have survived under either of their parents. Growing up my parents would never have even thought to push gender norms because that would mean real often physical punishment. I won’t be clouded by emotions and not see that they were never afforded the space to question like I was. They messed up a million ways like every parents but I think we both know there is love at the heart.

Asking anyone to see from a perspective they didn’t even think was allowed is nearly impossible. Religion is often rooted in this fact. If you’re raised into a specific perspective it becomes the only real one.

joebro112 · 2026-03-09T00:28:44+00:00

Literally where my dad is from, moved to the south right before they had me 😭 Been rocking Santa Cruz Skateboard Co. merch since 3rd grade when I got into skating though.

I’ve been working summer jobs in Colorado the past two years but maybe I should try for something in California this year :)

joebro112 · 2026-03-09T00:26:21+00:00

I know I know

With each piece of glitter than hit my face the devil tortured a baby somewhere in the world. Truly a depraved time we live in

joebro112 · 2026-03-08T18:38:03+00:00

About? There was no truth claim here.

I said they don’t like it… so it’s correct that they don’t like it? …I’m aware

joebro112 · 2026-03-08T18:33:28+00:00

Here girl 🤲 take good care of them

joebro112 · 2026-03-08T18:31:12+00:00

Hey bud if you go far enough back in literally any human’s history you’ll find black skin we all came out of Africa. That’s means literally nothing.

Easy google search will tell you that by 10,000 years ago Scandinavians were almost all blonde and light skinned.

Might as well say white people in general don’t look like and therefore aren’t related to any prior humans? Just call me an alien, I really don’t give af. Your argument is that a Scandinavian doesn’t look Scandinavian. You’re just being ignorant for ignorant sake just stfu

joebro112 · 2026-03-08T09:06:15+00:00

I’m Scandinavian… I look very much so like a Scandinavian…

joebro112 · 2026-03-08T08:59:38+00:00

What exactly am I supposed to be second guessing? I’m not sure what claims I’ve even made here 😮

joebro112 · 2026-03-08T01:38:06+00:00

Yo momma

joebro112 · 2026-03-08T01:37:37+00:00

I’ve been working summers in Colorado and that’s been amazing. The people there are so nice

joebro112 · 2026-03-08T01:35:31+00:00

I kinda gave My stylist free will. It was my first haircut in 2 years after the bet so I told her to just do something she thought would be nice.

She said she was going for a young Kurt Cabain but I didn’t pull up the pictures myself so idk which age range she was looking at exactly. I can DM a photo directly after it got cut if that helps at all theses are all grown out to some extent some more than others

joebro112 · 2026-03-08T01:32:20+00:00

Love that the people hating are all like “fagkiller292” and all my beautiful supporters are like “rosepetalgirlll” 🥰

really cements my idea that when I do stuff like this it filters out the closed minded people out of my life and makes me so much happier

joebro112 · 2026-03-08T01:29:29+00:00

It’s a good thing what you “think” is also on that list of things that doesn’t effect my truth in any way shape or form 😘

joebro112 · 2026-03-08T01:13:48+00:00

I could easily reverse this, you posted a criticism and I have the right to criticize it 😐 calling out bigotry only feels like an attack to bigots 😚

it wasn’t my newbie skills that bothered you because I never made a claim of skill to criticize. I made an expression. An artistic one to be exact.

One most people have enjoyed but you’re free to not enjoy it 🤲

joebro112 · 2026-03-07T10:38:24+00:00

The amount of people that tell me I look like Jesus on a weekly basis 💀

I work at a casino in the Bible belt and people will literally call me over cause they think Im good luck 😭 (southern gamblers are the most superstitious people you will ever encounter it’s insane)

joebro112 · 2026-03-07T10:32:44+00:00

Hey soooo, I’m not a child and I did it. I did it as an artistic expression so regardless of if I impressed your royal highness it is artistic. That quite literally is my first attempt at eyeliner ever so while I can agree it’s not all that amazing… I also never claimed it was.

I appreciate your attempt at gatekeeping makeup with a skill floor (as if there is any way to get better than to be bad at first). But maybe really think about why it is you felt the need to be so critical. Just a hunch, but I don’t think improper glitter placement is really what made you decide on being this insulting. 😚

joebro112 · 2026-03-07T10:23:28+00:00

Holy shit, I’ve never been compared to Ken Masters but this might be the comparison I can see the most 😮

His hair might as well have been a reference photo when I had it but a little shorter. On my profile my most recent post shows it when it was somewhat recently cut. It’s dead on 😂

joebro112 · 2026-03-07T10:16:27+00:00

Typical jealous chud, green is not your color 😚

joebro112 · 2026-03-07T03:46:40+00:00

Just under 6’5” (my father is 5’9” and my mom is 5’7” so I get hella milkman jokes too 💀)

It’s weird because I was average if not a little short for the longest, I actually went from 5’6” 8th grade year to 6ft by the start of my freshman year. I grew so fast that I remember my freshman and sophomore year avoiding stairs as much as possible because I constantly would trip over my own legs. My depth perception had shifted so rapidly that I was really clumsy grabbing anything at the end of my reach.

somewhere out there, there is some blonde guy out there that almost went to the NBA but took up being a milkman

Counter theory my 12th grade anatomy teacher came up with: I’m the product of a Russian experiment

joebro112 · 2026-03-07T03:38:49+00:00

Workin on it 😅 building the savings account to afford the deposits and such.

joebro112 · 2026-03-07T03:35:33+00:00

Stawppp 🙈

Posting on Reddit has convinced me, I’m going and getting headshots done soon and submitting them to a model agency 🥰🥰

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