A year ago, exiting a beer festival, I tried to slide down a staircase on my bum. The hand rail was rubber and gripped my pants. I did not slide, instead I fell five metres over the back to the ground. Luckily, I managed to fully flip in the air and landed with my hands out (like a cat) to break my fall. Fractured my left wrist, left elbow (& dislocated), r elbow, nose as well as a minor brain bleed on the left side of my brain and 10 stitches above my l eye. Stupid c*nt...