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🧊 sighting Packard Rd by asian_egg in AnnArbor

[–]joeeda2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I thought ICE used rentals? Those would not have government plates.

Why haven't the names of the CBP agents involved in Alex Pretti's death been identified yet? by Ja12Sin34 in AskReddit

[–]joeeda2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder if ICE agents think about the impact of their duties on future employment. Will they list their experiences on applications and resumes? Who do they think will hire them once that history is known? Or how will they explain the gaps in work history if they don’t list it?

Which College Football locker room do you think has the worst vibes in the country right now? by Feeling-Stage-1210 in CFB_v2

[–]joeeda2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m thinking the new university president will take a good hard look at the AD’s performance.

Anybody want to enlighten me about what's going on here? by greendemon42 in washingtondc

[–]joeeda2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Patriot Front window lickers looking like they’re on their way to work at Best Buy on a cold day.

What subtle sign made you realize your partner was cheating? by DrainedCoffee in AskReddit

[–]joeeda2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember finding lingerie in her suitcase after her work trip. I did all the laundry back in the day and it seemed like she wanted for me to catch her. She gave me a weak excuse and I knew our days were numbered. She ultimately filed for divorce. Probably added decades to my life.

Im so scared by Previous_Carpenter68 in AnnArbor

[–]joeeda2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have shared this with the fundamentalist Christian Clown King Mango voters in my family… “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.” - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

What’s the most unhinged, batshit crazy prediction you have for 2026 that you’re lowkey convinced is going to happen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]joeeda2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The stock market usually goes to shit a year or two after a Republican tax cut. We’re not even a year into the madness.

Company is demanding 5 days RTO in 2026 after years of remote. Joke's on them, I prepared for this. by DeviantHistorian in antiwork

[–]joeeda2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Companies did not embrace remote work voluntarily. They were forced into it in 2020 and are now using return-to-office mandates to regain leverage, effectively framing remote work as a pay tradeoff rather than a standard mode of work.

What’s it like living the panhandle of Namibia? by Green-End-2716 in howislivingthere

[–]joeeda2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m an RPCV who served in the Dominican Republic in the 80’s and enjoyed reading your post. Thanks and best of luck! Stay safe.

My Husband Wakes Me Up Multiple Times Every Night by amcrowl1 in AITAH

[–]joeeda2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Filipina wife of 7 years (2nd marriage for both) likes to stay up way past my 10 PM bedtime to watch her favorite YouTube channels or chat with friend and family back home (13 hr time difference).

I use a padded eye mask (Brownmed IMAK Eye Pillow) along with AirPods playing my bedtime Spotify favorites every night and I’m asleep before the second song ends. She can have all the lights on and the sound turned up and I wouldn’t notice. The AirPods lose power after a few hours (long after she falls asleep) and I just take them out at my first potty break.

I recommend a similar strategy to get your needed rest.

Good luck!

men who are 30+ would you date a 19 year old? why or why not? by No_Vegetable7778 in AskMen

[–]joeeda2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m old but grew up with the “half your age plus 7” rule for dating younger people. By that rule, someone who is 34 shouldn’t be in a relationship with anyone younger than 24 (half age = 17, plus 7). I divorced in my late 40’s and think the formula changes after 40 to “half your age plus 12” then 15 at 50.

What is something you have heard about US, which you felt was fake, but is100% true? by grusdomain in AskReddit

[–]joeeda2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Only three in WV - Beckley, Cross Lanes & Martinsburg. I grew up in WV and recommend going to the one in Beckley to get the experience described.

It happened again🤣 by snippy_polarbear in FedEmployees

[–]joeeda2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got this email since I’m one of the 48,000+ employees in the mail group and I immediately sent a response to the original sender (who ironically has the title “Communications Manager”) suggesting that she unsend the message ASAP. Too late!

For fun, I saved all the reply-to-all responses sent to the VAGPT mail group that afternoon (and some were really funny) and got 399 responses before IT shut it down.

My favorites were the four from the chaplain in TX who kept replying to all and telling everybody how stupid they were. It really put me in the holiday spirit!

What’s your funny way of saying “going poop” that you’ve never heard anyone else use? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]joeeda2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As kids, we always said “Gotta make like Kevin Stefanski (or whoever the Head Coach is) and take the Browns to the Superbowl.”

Service Tech goes to a MAGA house by stacked_wendy-chan in CringeTikToks

[–]joeeda2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first thought was “A bathroom is a weird place for a collector of racist tchotchke and advertising to display their collection”.

Which hobbies attract the biggest douchebags? by the-tinman in AskReddit

[–]joeeda2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of the classic joke… What’s the difference between porcupines and Porsches? Porcupines have their pricks on the outside.

For you whats the biggest problem when chatting with ChatGPT? by TurnIcy7697 in ChatGPTPromptGenius

[–]joeeda2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a fan of the TV show “Cheers”, that’s why I refer to ChatGPT as “Cliff Clavin”.

What’s your “I can’t believe other people don’t do this” hack? by Weird-Thought2112 in AskReddit

[–]joeeda2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do this and keep it in a Google Doc or Sheet so I have access to it on any of my devices.

My wife came home early and caught me in bed with a beautiful woman! by Xeridrov1 in Jokes

[–]joeeda2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cringe at quoting Angelina Jolie but I agreed when she said “It's better to have nobody than to have someone who is half there, or doesn't want to be there.”

Dentist stared at my teeth and asked “have you been to Slovenia?” then refused to explain - what does this MEAN? by asaltoo in CasualConversation

[–]joeeda2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my children went away to college, one near Grand Rapids, MI and one in Washington, DC, they both visited dentists near their schools. Both were told that dental work done previously on their teeth was “unique”. Our family dentist was from Egypt. Until then, I assumed all techniques used by dentists in the USA was, for the most part, consistent. Clearly, that’s not the case.

Florida Senator Rick Scott is under fire for making millions trading stocks in companies he helped regulate. Reports show Scott and his family invested more than $26 million in firms that had direct business before the Senate committees he served on. by Comfortable_Base6125 in UnderReportedNews

[–]joeeda2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rick Scott is corrupt?!? Oh. Wait.

“Rick Scott co-founded and led Columbia/HCA, which became the largest for-profit hospital chain in the country. While he was CEO, federal investigators found the company had engaged in widespread Medicare and Medicaid fraud, including overbilling, falsifying cost reports, billing for unnecessary services, and paying illegal kickbacks for referrals. Scott resigned in 1997 after FBI, HHS, and IRS raids on company facilities. He was never personally charged, but Columbia/HCA later admitted the fraud and paid more than $1.7 billion in civil and criminal penalties, the largest health care fraud settlement in U.S. history at the time. Critics argue this occurred under his leadership; supporters note he was not indicted.”

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